things that make you feel old

Re: things that make you feel old

Postby toivo » Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:24 pm

forget VHS, remember beta.
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby XLitholuv » Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:27 am

Heya Lox.
My elbows, reconstructed thumbs and a blown out knee and 10kg extra make me feel very old but also keep me back from bouldering much. Just head down to Font once a year with the kids as a start to the summer hols.
Cologne climbing sux (though lead climbing in Luxembourg (Berdorf) is pretty decent).

I should try to pick up bouldering again tho. Good times (and the old bouldering.com crew was awesome... loved the banter here... still wear the Hulk Hogan action figure stuck in a roof crack now and then. asdf mofo's)
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby jlane » Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:14 pm

buying a Tile so I can find my keys.
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby RockPharmer » Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:48 pm

ScreamingMedic wrote:
AlwaysLimping wrote:being older than 2 of your college professors. And old enough to be most of your classmates' father


Realised today that the cup I was drinking out of is as old as most of my cohort.

Older probably than most of the undergrads on campus.

I keep getting older, they stay the same age...
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby RockPharmer » Thu Oct 20, 2016 6:54 pm

So you don't lose your wife?
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby evil temptress » Thu Nov 17, 2016 8:49 pm

waking up
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby skav » Fri Nov 18, 2016 12:56 pm

Grey chest hair.
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby evil temptress » Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:33 pm

Does he have any chest hair?
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby toivo » Sat Nov 19, 2016 1:46 am

mostly hairless guys are struggling right now in the usa.


transcending grievance is an art.
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby skav » Sun Nov 20, 2016 3:14 pm

Once I figured out where the vagina was a single chest hair triumphantly emerged.

It is grey.

You fucks.







This was a couple weeks ago.
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby evil temptress » Mon Nov 21, 2016 6:43 pm

Too bad it wasn't actually the vagina.
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby FreeHueco » Sat Nov 26, 2016 11:44 pm

Things that make me feel old? When I'm bouldering with these whippersnappers at the Flatirons and one asks me how long I've been climbing.

"Longer than you've been alive, sonny boy."
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby skav » Sun Nov 27, 2016 1:09 am

Does that include the time you've been dead inside?
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby FreeHueco » Sun Nov 27, 2016 1:12 am

You mean the years I voted Republican?
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby zirc » Mon Nov 28, 2016 6:28 pm

taking forever to cum.
white pubes.
massive loads.
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby FreeHueco » Mon Nov 28, 2016 9:48 pm

Ear hair.
People half my age being nearly old enough to drink.
Your mom's wrinkly face.
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby FreeHueco » Tue Nov 29, 2016 2:11 am

I would think that living in Ohio would be the cause of all your problems.
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby FreeHueco » Tue Nov 29, 2016 9:33 am

That explains everything.
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby blimp » Tue Nov 29, 2016 12:41 pm

Three goddamn children that speak in fucking complete sentences and shit. god damn.
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Re: things that make you feel old

Postby FreeHueco » Tue Nov 29, 2016 2:17 pm

Mountainz, I found that Viagra ad you starred in...

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