things that make you feel old

[toivo]

forget VHS, remember beta.

[XLitholuv]

Heya Lox.
My elbows, reconstructed thumbs and a blown out knee and 10kg extra make me feel very old but also keep me back from bouldering much. Just head down to Font once a year with the kids as a start to the summer hols.
Cologne climbing sux (though lead climbing in Luxembourg (Berdorf) is pretty decent).

I should try to pick up bouldering again tho. Good times (and the old bouldering.com crew was awesome... loved the banter here... still wear the Hulk Hogan action figure stuck in a roof crack now and then. asdf mofo's)

[jlane]

buying a Tile so I can find my keys.

[RockPharmer]

being older than 2 of your college professors. And old enough to be most of your classmates' father

Realised today that the cup I was drinking out of is as old as most of my cohort.

Older probably than most of the undergrads on campus.

I keep getting older, they stay the same age...

[RockPharmer]

So you don't lose your wife?

[evil temptress]

waking up

[skav]

Grey chest hair.

[evil temptress]

Does he have any chest hair?

[toivo]

mostly hairless guys are struggling right now in the usa.


transcending grievance is an art.

[skav]

Once I figured out where the vagina was a single chest hair triumphantly emerged.

It is grey.

You fucks.







This was a couple weeks ago.

[evil temptress]

Too bad it wasn't actually the vagina.

[FreeHueco]

Things that make me feel old? When I'm bouldering with these whippersnappers at the Flatirons and one asks me how long I've been climbing.

"Longer than you've been alive, sonny boy."

[skav]

Does that include the time you've been dead inside?

[FreeHueco]

You mean the years I voted Republican?

[zirc]

taking forever to cum.
white pubes.
massive loads.

[FreeHueco]

Ear hair.
People half my age being nearly old enough to drink.
Your mom's wrinkly face.

[FreeHueco]

I would think that living in Ohio would be the cause of all your problems.

[FreeHueco]

That explains everything.

[blimp]

Three goddamn children that speak in fucking complete sentences and shit. god damn.

[FreeHueco]

Mountainz, I found that Viagra ad you starred in...