NICEPORCH WEATHERMAN.

[slim]

NICEPORCH - 1
WEATHER - 0

And PORCHIES IN THE LEAD...

So according to your fucking field this is what we have to look forward to on Friday:



If it doesn't snow I'm so going to punch you in the face next time I see you. That's a 20% chance of bludgeoning if you are anywhere close to accurate.

[dm]

There's a dick joke going begging in there somewhere.

[slim]

80% chance of Isolated Showers from your four inches?

[slim]

11:20 AM and not a flake to be seen yet, douche. I'll keep you posted.

[Lox]

Last week we had snow "predicted" every day (according to my iGoogle homepage, which is the only forecast I ever see). We got a couple inches one day and a dusting a few days later.

I'm hoping that I can follow the same formula and tomorrow's sunny 47 will acutally be a raging snowstorm.

[slim]

12:02pm

Still nothing.

You're in trouble porchie.

Did you hear the RAM got Pitbulled?

[slim]

AHA! Snow!

You got lucky you cheeky bastard.

[hweight]

note: Joy or et could beat both of you up.

[malachi]

Meteorology != science*



(the minute meteorologists start saying things like "it is science, it's just not an exact science" you know you're in trouble as an "in-exact science" is clearly an oxymoron).

[zirc]

calm down little camper.

[Choppie]

=

[dm]

The illest weathermen in the business:

[Lox]

Niceporch: I predict a 90% chance you'll have a surly birthday.

[wild beast]

here (aka "Windcrest"),
http://www.wunderground.com/wundermap/? ... st%2c%20CA

and where i shoulda been
http://www.wunderground.com/wundermap/? ... ra%2c%20CA

but the forecast(ers) said "RAIN, bitches."

yet it's not raining.

in order of humanity i think s/b lined up against a wall and shot:

1 - Eatshitercraps
2 - Demoeatshitercraps
3 - blood sucking worthless shiteaters who beg / rely on the government to feed, cloth, house, give them free money
4 - people who wholeheartedly support #3
5 - DJ's
6 - weather forecasters (aka "snake oil salesmen")

[hweight]

I'd put strip mall developers in there.

[wild beast]

funny you should mention that...

i was discussing political/environmental issues with a friend the other day. i was explaining to him that America is the "bread basket of the world". we produce insane amounts of food (albeit in a Faustian 'debt financing' type of way). the agriculture markets here are not highly regulated by supply / demand economics. that is, naturally occurring market forces do not dictate crop production. there are price floors and ceilings put on products. that is, production is government regulated through the market.

i hypothesized me being "king of america" and how i would change this. i'd let it run wild and free. and he was like "Well farmers would go out of business." my concern with this is the property; America's biggest best natural resource is it's fertile soil. I was like "The land would have to be owned and allowed to fallow." so there WOULD be some government hand in it 'cuz you don't want a GOD DAMNED STRIP MALL GOING UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

i could talk about this for hours, but i need to drag my bozack to the gym. *toodles*

[Tronic]

Cheese factor voice synth like woh.