calling programmerzzz

[automated]

folks, anyone here have the following qualifications?

Open Source programmer with experience in programming content management systems and with knowledge of Perl, PHP, MySQL and Apache servers. Can be located anywhere. This is a freelance position and work is on a project basis.

if so pm me.

pip pip cheerio!

[pmahnn]

Dang, I only know closed source.

[malachi]

WTF do you need Perl for if you're developing a web CMS? PHP + Perl? Seriously.
for that matter, building your own CMS is insane given that they're like 3k CMS options out there (and at least 500 are free).

[automated]

already have the cms, but familiarity is nice.

[pmahnn]

My perl scripting knows no bounds.

Code: Select all

#!/usr/bin/perl

# Make a directory for this projects output files
system("mkdir \"e:\\library\\spss\\$ARGV[0]\";");

# Read the header and variable information from the SPSS dataset
system("spssread.pl -h $ARGV[0].sav > e:\\library\\spss\\$ARGV[0]\\header.txt");
system("spssread.pl -r $ARGV[0].sav > e:\\library\\spss\\$ARGV[0]\\variables.txt");
system("spssread.pl -l $ARGV[0].sav > e:\\library\\spss\\$ARGV[0]\\labels.txt");

# Create the R script to import/export the SPSS dataset
open(plfile, ">e:\\library\\spss\\$ARGV[0]\\code.r");
print plfile "library(foreign);\n";
print plfile "tfile <- read.spss(\"e:\\\\library\\\\spss\\\\$ARGV[0].sav\", use.value.labels = FALSE);\n";
print plfile "write.table(tfile,file=\"e:\\\\library\\\\spss\\\\$ARGV[0]\\\\output.txt\");\n";
close(plfile);

# Call R and execute the R script
system("R --no-save < \"e:\\library\\spss\\$ARGV[0]\\code.r\"");


[zirc]

i can post on web forums.

[actionhero]

Skillz that pay the billz

[malachi]

Code: Select all

#!/usr/local/bin/perl

# begin obsfucated Perl code

@P=split//,".URRUU\c8R";@d=split//,"\nrekcah xinU / lreP rehtona tsuJ";sub p{
@p{"r$p","u$p"}=(P,P);pipe"r$p","u$p";++$p;($q*=2)+=$f=!fork;map{$P=$P[$f^ord
($p{$_})&6];$p{$_}=/ ^$P/ix?$P:close$_}keys%p}p;p;p;p;p;map{$p{$_}=~/^[P.]/&&
close$_}%p;wait until$?;map{/^r/&&<$_>}%p;$_=$d[$q];sleep rand(2)if/\S/;print

# end

[pmahnn]

I have a profound respect for people who can obfuscate code to such a degree.

[Ikefromla]

this thread confuses me.

[leaverbiner]

are you guys talking about cars again?

[drater]

this thread is full of awesome.

also:

Fantastico
2 click install Wordpress/database/user
Upload theme/plugins
Unzip/bulk activate
Load spammy scraped content via csv
Drop links
????
OBEY ONE SIMPLE RULE!!!
Profit

[hweight]

this thread is full of awesome.


Load spammy scraped content via csv

For some reason, this phrase makes me think of abortions. Creepy.