Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

[Pru]

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[slim]

slim,

where is the best site to torrent zombieland from?

I really hate saying this, but I don't know. Try Porchie?

[evil temptress]

How have we made it 3 years without killing each other?

[Lox]

It's like the end of Sixth Sense.

[actionhero]

But why isn't it more like the end of Wild Things?

[Lox]

It could be like the end of Wild At Heart, but Slim isn't pimp enough to rock a snakeskin jacket.

[slim]

How have we made it 3 years without killing each other?

:-)

Time flies.

[actionhero]

He told me was still fattening you up before he cooked you in a stew. I'm sure you've got a few good months left, though.

[slim]

LOL funny you say that cuz I am trying to fatten her up. Aint working though the skinny lil bitch.

[hweight]

Dear slim,

How do I get a girl to like me?

Thanks,

hweight

[actionhero]

Just be yourself.

Oh wait, that obviously isn't working.

[hweight]

Just be yourself.

Oh wait, that obviously isn't working.

Duh.

[slim]

Dear slim,

How do I get a girl to like me?

Thanks,

hweight

Confidence. Being funny. Cooking for em. Working out so you don't look like a weakling. Bathe often and achieve some acceptable level of grooming so you don't disgust em. Don't be a douche. Oh, and you have to talk to them.

Don't be too picky or you'll spend too much time jerking off alone.

Oh and if none of the above works then MONEY will work. Or Cocaine.

[hweight]

Don't be too picky or you'll spend too much time jerking off alone.

On the upside, I have very strong wrists.

[skav]

When I don't shower for a week my satchel pubes develop a thickness that seems to be a mixture of dead skin and taint sweat. Would this pair better with red or white wine?

[slim]

Obviously only a full-bodied red would stand up to that.

[evil temptress]

Dear slim,

Confidence. Being funny. Cooking for em. Working out so you don't look like a weakling. Bathe often and achieve some acceptable level of grooming so you don't disgust em. Don't be a douche. Oh, and you have to talk to them.

Don't be too picky or you'll spend too much time jerking off alone.

Oh and if none of the above works then MONEY will work. Or Cocaine.

And yet you didn't cook for me, you are skin as hell, you do bathe a lot but some of your other hygiene practices were suspect (good thing you have been trained), you are kind of a douche and you have no money.

[hweight]

Dear slim,

Confidence. Being funny. Cooking for em. Working out so you don't look like a weakling. Bathe often and achieve some acceptable level of grooming so you don't disgust em. Don't be a douche. Oh, and you have to talk to them.

Don't be too picky or you'll spend too much time jerking off alone.

Oh and if none of the above works then MONEY will work. Or Cocaine.

And yet you didn't cook for me, you are skin as hell, you do bathe a lot but some of your other hygiene practices were suspect (good thing you have been trained), you are kind of a douche and you have no money.

Girls are still impressed by such shenanigans; women, on the other hand, know it's all bullshit and take pity.

[evil temptress]

Or you go for the old hags (like me) who can't really be picky.

[joy]

skinny lil bitch.

like you're one to talk