Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

[Lox]

Best post ever.

[slim]

Wow Porchie. In your mind, you're kind of a big deal huh?

lolz

[wild beast]

Slism,

if you could only do one and NOT the other, which would it be:

1 - burp

2 - fart

????

[evil temptress]

maybe you should consider whether this question is best directed toward a guy who shines lights for a living or a recent student of climatology.

your call.

Aren't you the dumbass that went to HP40 on multiple weekends last year when the forecast called for rain and it did in fact rain?

Oh wait, I guess I should ask you this question in your thread. Sorry.

[zirc]

slim,

am i going to send the new pair of ballz project?

[zirc]

maybe you should consider whether this question is best directed toward a guy who shines lights for a living or a recent student of climatology.

your call.

Aren't you the dumbass that went to HP40 on multiple weekends last year when the forecast called for rain and it did in fact rain?

Oh wait, I guess I should ask you this question in your thread. Sorry.

unfortunately, his weather forecasting superpowers are limited to corn fields and the likes.

[slim]

slim,

am i going to send the new pair of ballz project?

Given enough tries I think you could probably get the job done. Just remember to inflate the grade like all the other midget New Yorkers tend to do.

[Ikefromla]

And damn I look good in those jeans. I wish they hadn't disintegrated. Levis on sale at Kohls tomorrow. Maybe I can get another pair.

They look like bell bottoms, just so ya know.

[slim]

And damn I look good in those jeans. I wish they hadn't disintegrated. Levis on sale at Kohls tomorrow. Maybe I can get another pair.

They look like bell bottoms, just so ya know.

They do look like bell bottoms Jew.

Too baggy to do anything but hide scrawny legs.

But whatever floats your boat LOX. I guess you like to leave things to the imagination?

[joy]

maybe you should consider whether this question is best directed toward a guy who shines lights for a living or a recent student of climatology.

your call.

Aren't you the dumbass that went to HP40 on multiple weekends last year when the forecast called for rain and it did in fact rain?

just because porch understands how weather systems work doesn't mean he has the capacity to execute decent judgement outside of academia.

now, back to the topic at hand of asking slim questions:

how boring are you and your old lady if you go on a beach vacation for "alone time" and end up posting from b.com from the beach? lame!

[slim]

now, back to the topic at hand of asking slim questions:

how boring are you and your old lady if you go on a beach vacation for "alone time" and end up posting from b.com from the beach? lame!

Good question Joy!

Already today I have:

Sat on my private deck and had a morning coffee.

Enjoyed a nice breakfast of pancakaes and dill eggs overlooking the crashing waves.

Went on a quick ten mile bike ride to Fort Clinch along a wooded two lane road overhung with Spanish moss.

Drove into town to find a mens apparel store because I needed a new belt.

Stumbled onto a classic car show and walked the streets of old town Fernandina looking at old Jaguars and Muscle cars.

Ate a delicious meal of home-made crab dip, fried soft shelled crabs, and fried Fernandina fantail shrimps.

Wandered through a few antique shops (Robyns' idea)

Returned to the private beach suite and napped with the waves crashing in the background.

Now we are enjoying a nice bottle of wine and eating fine cheeses before we go for a walk on the beach. Then we will be taking a bubble bath and getting dressed up (me in a suit and Robyn in a nice dress) for a nice dinner at the Ritz.

So you be the judge.

[STFU]

pics biatch

[joy]

the fact that you logged into b.com after enjoying a day like that only reinforces my point. thanks for confirming that.

[slim]

the fact that you logged into b.com after enjoying a day like that only reinforces my point. thanks for confirming that.

Questions must be answered Joy. Questions must be answered.

You and Porchie are of the same womb, so your opinion is basically worthless to me. But thanks for adding a post to my thread anyway. Kisses.

[wild beast]

the fact that you logged into b.com after enjoying a day like that only reinforces my point. thanks for confirming that.

ZZZZZINNNNNNG!!!

shit eaters seek affirmation of their shiteating existence on here. w3rd.

[dm]

Slim, how do I put WB on ignore?

[slim]

Slim, how do I put WB on ignore?

You go to your control panel and make Wild Beast a "foe." You will no longer see his posts.

[evil temptress]

Already today I have:

Sat on my private deck and had a morning coffee.

Enjoyed a nice breakfast of pancakaes and dill eggs overlooking the crashing waves.

Went on a quick ten mile bike ride to Fort Clinch along a wooded two lane road overhung with Spanish moss.

Drove into town to find a mens apparel store because I needed a new belt.

Stumbled onto a classic car show and walked the streets of old town Fernandina looking at old Jaguars and Muscle cars.

Ate a delicious meal of home-made crab dip, fried soft shelled crabs, and fried Fernandina fantail shrimps.

Wandered through a few antique shops (Robyns' idea)

Returned to the private beach suite and napped with the waves crashing in the background.

And while slim was doing all of this I was hanging out on the beach picking up on military guys.

[slim]

And while slim was doing all of this I was hanging out on the beach picking up on military guys.

I don't think military guys are looking to hook up with old ladies. Just saying.

[zirc]

slim,

where is the best site to torrent zombieland from?