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by **hweight** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:14 pm

Dear niceporch,

If you were going to use an analogy to illustrate your relationship to slim, what would that analogy be?

tanks,

hweight

by **pmahnn** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:22 pm

niceporch wrote:skav said i would.

He deceives you with lies about power.

by **hweight** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:17 pm

niceporch wrote:
hweight wrote:Dear niceporch,

If you were going to use an analogy to illustrate your relationship to slim, what would that analogy be?

tanks,

hweight

what relationship?

So, then, the analogy might be: "niceporch is to slim like a helmet is to mid 19th century tort law."

by **slim** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:21 pm

Dear Porchie,

Why are you so obsessed about shoulders when we all know CORE is all that matters? It's form over function isn't it? sexy boy.

Slim

by **slim** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:54 pm

you should fill a jar with menstrual blood and semen and send it to WB, with love from all of us.

by **pmahnn** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:42 pm

Dear Niceporch,

Why is Slim's question thread ~2x longer than this one?

Sincerely,
Pmahnn

by **slim** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:38 pm

New Low.

by **pmahnn** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:38 pm

Pathetic.

by **pmahnn** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:47 pm

niceporch wrote:jogging through the loophole like a fucking ethiopian.

I saw the Ethiopians run past my apartment in the marathon this past weekend.

Dear Niceporch,

Why are they so consistently fast over such a long distance?

Sincerely,
Pmahnn

p.s. They may have been Kenyans.

by **pmahnn** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:50 pm

niceporch wrote:pman,

fried chicken.

- porch

That is not correct. It is now clear why people seek slim's answers as opposed to yours.

by **pmahnn** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:52 pm

niceporch wrote:clap hands without arms.

TEA TIME

by **evil temptress** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:25 pm

your thread still sucks.

by **evil temptress** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:40 pm

lol and people on b.com never lie!

by **pmahnn** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:06 pm

what happens in chat stays in chat

by **pmahnn** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:07 pm

standard rule

by **Lox** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:29 pm

Exceeds is so arbitrary.

by **Lox** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:00 pm

Well you certainly exceeded in not really answering questions.

I feel so dirty contributing to this malignant thread.

by **wild beast** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:34 pm

gneisp0rc#,

should a non-negro / black / female afro-american win a beauty pageant at a university that is for negro / black / afro-american people?

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=44234

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blog ... black-omg/

since you are a shit eater and a de-facto expert on "reverse racism", would you consider this "reverse racism'??

by **joy** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:40 am

this thread reminds me of that time I watched you play a game of chess by yourself at our parents' house, getting up and moving from one side of the table to the other for each turn.

by **pmahnn** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:34 am

Dear Niceporch,

Why does seeing, "This post was made by wild beast who is currently on your ignore list" feel so good?

Sincerely,
Pmahnn

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