So hot right now (still NSFW)

Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

Postby Ikefromla » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:14 pm

So i have two friends crashing here in Vegas for a couple days while they're here for the Interbike expo, and one of them happened to have a couple special brownies with him for their return trip, specifically a stop in the mystical redwoods of california. apparently, though we made them put all their groceries in the fridge or up on the counter, explaining that the dog (beagle) will find and eat anything within reach, the message didn't translate to special brownies in suitcases. So we get back from grabbing some food last night and homeboy's shit is strewn about the living room, including the ziplock said brownies were in. She started acting weird last night, but this morning she could barely stand, kept wobbling about, and was freaking out at the slightest noise or touch. just spasming. now she is crashed. totally stoned. according to my brother, she did the exact same thing a couple of years ago. poor girl. or maybe she's just self medicating. stoner dogs. SHRN
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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

Postby elblat » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:45 pm

That dog looks fucking baked!

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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

Postby Mr. Natural » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:30 pm

light reading. always shrn.

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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

Postby Ikefromla » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:34 pm

amazing. shared that* with the dog.

*elblat's vid, not mr natural's book.
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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

Postby elblat » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:59 pm

Mr. Natural wrote:Image


Reading your own biography?
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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

Postby elblat » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:05 pm

Ikefromla wrote:shared that* with the dog.


PFFR always SHRN
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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

Postby wild beast » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:04 am

ohs mys godz zorz!! evolutionzorz inzorz actionzorzizzlezz!!!

http://www.surfline.com/surf-news/seque ... a_31125/1/

pretty soon, according to the immutable scientifically proven irrefutable law of evolution, sharks will develop the ability fly. which will pretty much fuck things up for a lot of us.. unless.. UNLESS!!! WE RE-DE-EVOLVE AND DEVELOP GILLS AND CAN BREATHE UNDER--- get this --- WATERZORZ!! again, of course, like our pre-primate an-in-cestors didz.

human evolution needs that first step forward-back. you shit eaters go out and start trying to breathe underwater so we can re-de-evolutionize and get our god damned fucking gills back! fuck!
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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

Postby wild beast » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:09 am

niceporch wrote:not the most flattering pic.


maybe a pic of her farting or shitting or possibly talking about farting or shitting would suit your discerning tastes?
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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

Postby hweight » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:25 am

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/06/health/06mind.html?_r=1&em

"How Nonsense Sharpens the Intellect"


b.com blather is good for you.
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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

Postby Ikefromla » Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:30 pm

Or maybe just rock climbing is good for you. Good thinking.
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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

Postby the other scott » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:13 am

funny monty python skit about climbing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U0tDU37q2M
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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

Postby Ikefromla » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:16 pm

The coolest thing about that video was that i could watch it on my phone while pooping.
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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

Postby wild beast » Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:05 pm

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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

Postby the other scott » Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:56 pm

ok now we're on the right track
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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

Postby Lox » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:53 pm



Poor little literbike... pwned in the twisties by a 400 cc sumo.
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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

Postby dm » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:01 pm

To be fair, it looked like the dude on the R1 got stuck behind some slow dude. I'd still rather a sumo than a litre bike though.
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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

Postby malachi » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:19 pm

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Re: So hot right now (still NSFW)

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