Why being like Jesus never fails to work for crappy lifes

[weaksauce#4]

Because Jesus does nothing wrong.

[RockPharmer]

So you have a crappy life? Sucks cuz I'm doing all right.

[skav]

Getting martyred is certainly one way of ending on a high point.

Well done.

[weaksauce#4]

So you have a crappy life? Sucks cuz I'm doing all right.

Well I used to have an alright, mostly boring, and depressing/crappy life but not anymore. My world is on fire!

[weaksauce#4]

Getting martyred is certainly one way of ending on a high point.

Well done.

Christ resurrected to tell the discples he was going to send his spirit (holy spirit) so that he could live on. His spirit teaches us to this day how to be like him (Joyful, kind, lay down your life for somone else...)

can anyone here tell me why getting martyred for all of our sins is a high point?

[skav]

Dude was elevated on a cross so those short Roman fools had to point their spears upward.

[weaksauce#4]

Please explain the point of what you just said.

But before you do that...
let me give you a couple hints about Jesus

Jesus is from heaven, and born of a virgin...However; some fairytale did not change my life completely around!

[600#gorilla]

any port in a storm.





srsly,

why would anybody - other than yourself - have any need for this information?

evrybody that posts here has a fabulous life.

[ScreamingMedic]

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

[weaksauce#4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxW2wRw2hyg


:-) when we are weak we can be in Christ...His love never fails

[AlwaysLimping]

prove your faith by digging your eyes out with the nearest crucifix

[weaksauce#4]

do everything your brother asks you to do, within good reason

[600#gorilla]

Lox, do a brother a solid and end this diversion....

BAN.

[Lox]

Oh man but it is so funny that Campusmank has used the christian faith to troll. Mostly, the christians are trolled by others who use reason and say things like "your imaginary friend doesn't scare me" when crazy christians get all bent and say "YOURE GOING TO HELL."

I may not like Campusmank, but he's hit upon something kinda hilarious here. And, he's keeping it (the trolling) mostly in 1 thread he started. Can we maybe just all be lovely to each other and just cool out. I'm more willing to let bygones be bygones if we can maintain this level of chill.

Of course, if he goes all apeshit and gets cray, I can drop tha banhammah. ASDF.

Weaksause... you been boldering lately?

[weaksauce#4]

I went last Sunday and I'm planning on going later today sometime after I attend a prayer meeting, and go to a church service.

I encourage you all to keep up a serious attitude with questions and to repent (change your life around to line it up with Christ) and be baptized (totally submerged in water for the forgiveness of your sins, receiving the holy spirit, & as a commitment to follow Christ for life).
Verily verily I say unto you, a man cannot enter into the kingdom of God unless he is born of water.

[dm]

I got baptised by Pander and EMA in a Mexican restaurant in El Paso. I feel much happier knowing that I'm not going to hell.

[weaksauce#4]

Everything we do needs to be done to please God the father. We must die to ourselves as Christ died on the cross for our sins. Dying on the cross ourselves is done by putting everything aside in order to make God first in our lives, this is when we can go to heaven, receive the gift of eternal life, & be lead by God not ourself. When people are dead they are no longer thinking and it is not possible to communicate with dead people. If a Christian/disciple (there is no difference between the two) dies then they are not considered dead they are considered to be sleeping and that is a HUGE blessing.

Saints are living Christians, however (as a warning to you all about false teachings) the Catholics teach that saints are dead people who we can pray to and should be like. We are only to be Christ like, and only to pray to God the father. All of the doers of every word that procedes out of the mouth of God is a Christian, we cannot be just believers in Christ. If you do everything you are a saint, you do not have to perform 3 miracles, be dead, get nominated by Catholics...

I was a liar and the worst of all of you. I sinned with internet pornography, lusting after woman, and I was very dangerous. I was so horrible and annoying that two of my brothers committed suicide. The simple warning to all of you is that we all need Jesus in our lives to help guide our actions and thoughts. With the hope that I will be like the person I love, following the Christian faith with Christ Jesus my savior whom has already done great works, God the father as creator, and the Holy Spirit as what is left now guiding only myself here on this site He is all I have here besides a weak flesh which is nothing without the Lord. We are the body of Christ Jesus, we are the hands and the feet, he is walking right now because he is only working through me. I am not boastful of myself, I am ashamed that I am the only one here boasting about the Lord because I simply cannot convince a fool about how loving God will change your life from nothing to utter joy and not happiness because happiness is only temporary and joy is from the Lord which is eternal. The spirit of Jesus is not confusing, we need to teach others, correct those who are wrong and confusing, and rebuke all who say there is no creator because we are here right now and this is not some fake life of science only. We got here one way or another, and we are here from God. So before you decide to become Christian or personally attack me, think to yourself, what is God? If there is a God, how is he the creator? And how does Jesus come into all of this as being Lord? Based on what I have told you by now, you should be able to figure this out. The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom. If you are convinced there is a God and you are not being persecuted then you are not working hard enough to bring people into the kingdom of God. We must work hard like ants to do what the Lord has called us to do.