List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED OUT

[ScreamingMedic]

probably the most important commentary on bouldering this decade.

[jimmychuck]

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8308560

[Melvin Mills]

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8308560

Top ropes for life

[Cardboard_Dog]

why are mother fuckers STILL SO INVALID.



Dear sponsors .. if you have even ONE shred of dignity left .. even one ounce of hope for this sport, STOP PAYING THESE DOUCHBAGS.

[zirc]

i love me some good james joyce.

[AlwaysLimping]

GAAAHHHH!!!!!

[AlwaysLimping]

porch's mentor and climbing partner CHRIS SIERZANT on what he does in his free time...taken from frontrangebouldering:

"I go Caving (Over 50 underground ventures), Hiking (Hundreds of trips for recreation and guiding), Mountain Biking, Aggressive Inline skating (first place in several competitions), Wake boarding, Bull Riding, Skate Boarding, Snow Boarding, Running (4:30min. mile), Swimming, Skiing, Boxing (Best in weight category, currently undefeated) Kayaking, Choi Kwang Do Martial Arts(Grand master of the art), Gymnastics, Horse back Riding, Sculpting (Over 40 sculptures to date), Playing guitar (Taught myself how to play one year ago), Playing the Drums (Won several State awards for advanced knowledge of percussion instruments.), Student Ambassador for the United States (Travel to foreign countries promoting world peace), Photography/film developing (Received several composition awards for photos and was awarded scholarships for school.) Media productions (Involved in the production of several current climbing videos on sale today), Landscaping, Full time Student (Majoring in Spanish), Own Escalade Indoor Rock Climbing gym (Manage and maintain the facility/Competition organizer and coordinator). That should sum up about most of my free time activities."





this man is incredible and should be commended

[Whiteflash]

God damn that was high end dbaggery.

One of my all time favorite climbing moments is when some Sierzantians walked up to a boulder we were obviously about to climb, spraying like woa, pawing the shit out of it. They eventually turned around to address us when Slim deadpanned "I fucking hate you." or some such, they nervously laughed and tried to make nice, whence Slim repeated "No, I really fucking hate you."

Ah memories.

[Lox]

Guys, guys... we should probably not talk ill of Mr. Sierzant on the internet, as he is probably badass at hunting down his detractors and kicking them like a chalkbag. C'mon.

[weaksauce#4]

The man you speak of has climbed "several 5.14's", "helped establish most of the south", and "got many people into climbing with his climbing gym" is into "growing his own opium".

[600#gorilla]

Guys, guys... we should probably not talk ill of Mr. Sierzant on the internet, as he is probably badass at hunting down his detractors and kicking them like a chalkbag. C'mon.

yeah, true.

but, what if he's not a badass? in fact, what if he's really just a douchebag spraylord that can't find his own dick and likes to lick sweaty chalkbags?

i mean, i don't know, but -what about that, then?

what sort of man does not post on b.com anyway?

i mean, he's probably not a badass detractor hunter really, right?

[AlwaysLimping]

i mean...not for nothin...id have no trouble believing it if you told me the dude had a legit mental disorder...WHO THE FUCK says shit like that with a straight face?

think my favorite part is "aggressive inline skating - first place in several competitions"...LMFAOOO

[Lox]

aka FROOOOOOOOT BOOOOTIN'!!!!11111

[weaksauce#4]

I'm not offended by Chris Sierzant but he is someone that is deffinately in need of a better life so
encouraging him and doing the things he does is not good.

[zirc]

its tru, there was not one mention of worshiping god in that whole list. you'd think he'd at least be a monk or something.

[600#gorilla]

grasshopper, monks don't proselytize.

duh.

[weaksauce#4]

The christian lifestyle of following Jesus does not only involve worshipping God, it involves teaching others, warning others, helping others, serving others...loving others

[600#gorilla]

and the monks just listen.

[weaksauce#4]

in other words buddhism is all about being attached to detachment which is ridiculous if you ask anyone that truly enjoys learning things to grow closer in a relationship with the creator of the earth and the fullness thereof...wisdom, prophecy, healing, all the great things that 100% of the world blows off. Its time to get out of the world, right now, put all of your fears, cares, worries, strife, and boredom aside to follow Jesus :-) He's the only one that can please us.
Thats right, Jesus free's us, and he gives us three cheese pizzas. Yup, thats right, bow down to the one that needs us.

[Cardboard_Dog]

I think you have mistaken "sharing the word" with cramming your annoyingly self-righteous, diluted and sadly misguided opinions and beliefs down the throats of people who don't give a flying fuck. And yes, I know you are a troll Mikey, but I don't care. I just really wanted to share my opinion of your opinion. Love.