yall dont even know!

[weaksauce#4]

thats good , yall are learning :-)

[Lox]

We know enough to spot a missing apostrophe or two...

[weaksauce#4]

lets be humble.

[600#gorilla]

lets be humble.

STFU?

[weaksauce#4]

No. Whoever loves discipline loves knowledge, but he who hates correction is stupid.

[Cardboard_Dog]

.... he who hates correction is stupid.

or American.

[weaksauce#4]

He only cares about how we care

[Lox]

Good thing he doesn't care about punctuation, eh?

[weaksauce#4]

Yup

[AlwaysLimping]

One ape discovered that eating the fresh brain of one's own kind increases the sexual impulses. He and his descendants became addicted to brains and hunted for them. It was not until later that they noticed that their intelligence increased as a result. The outcome of this process is HOMO SAPIENS.

— The Beginning was the End, p. 37


Maerth asserted that the eating of brain produces an aphrodisiac effect (presumably due to the vast amount of hormones in it), and that this initially caused apes to become addicted to them, organizing brain hunts wherein the males of another tribe were eaten and the females raped in a frenzy of brain-induced sex and violence. However, this diet also inadvertently increased brain size and intelligence while triggering the loss both of body hair and of our innate psychic abilities. Thus man gradually came into being, remaining cannibalistic until 50,000 years ago. Modern humans, alienated from their surroundings now that they've no telepathic contact with nature and each other as animals do, suffering from a distorted sexuality resulting from hormonal imbalances, and driven insane from the constant pressure of their unnaturally large brains pressing on the inside of their skulls, are inevitably destroying themselves with pollution, overpopulation, racial integration and ultimately, nuclear war. He foresees a return to cannibalism in the near future, and suggests that the reader should drop out of society, embrace a vegetarian diet, steep himself in the wisdom of the East and perhaps employ various wooden frames and wire devices to alter the shape of his skull as some ancient cultures did, thus relieving the pressure on the brain and partially restoring psychic powers.

[weaksauce#4]

as a dog that returns to its vomit, so is a fool that repeats his folly

[weaksauce#4]

God The Father Judges Our Hearts

[ScreamingMedic]

i think somebody already said this but, uh...

y'all need to shut the fuck up

seriously

STFU

[weaksauce#4]

Its bad to stay the same

keep growing and using different words

[stonefiend]

Yo weaksauce... a friend gave me a bible yesterday, so I picked it up and opened a random page.

So, do any of these cats have accountable last names? Like Peter who? I know maybe a dozen Peter's and who's to know and track a Peter if he don't have a last name? I also know a dude named Jesus. His last name is Martinez.

Do you know?

[RockPharmer]

[weaksauce#4]

Good question Keith-

No
None of the "fictional characters" in the bible have last names

The bible is a made up story about God himself, written with the help of God (the holy spirit) by many people who were inspired by God the father

Do I think man can actually walk on water? No, its a parable about having a lot of faith

Question
The bible has changed my life and many many others...With so many people who have been healed by actually worshipping the creator as we were made to do then why do you think people still dont believe in Jesus?

Answer
Because people like me dont do the work that it takes for everyone to believe. For me to believe it took others to show me that this is the way we are to live. I'm not some extreme weirdo, I can still have conversations about Football and what not, its just the way I have conversations about football are different now. LIke for example not swearing, being boastful,...

[KIX]

question: are you effective in your discourse here?
answer: no you are a blithering no-talent weaksauce.


your message fails due to lack of talent.
you are a bad actor. a fake.
misguided like Obama.
spewing words from the ego.
mesmerizing yourself.


but hold faith, there are many ways to show your devotion...

die.

[weaksauce#4]

I can tell there is a sense of relief that the dumbest b.commie ever is now a follower of Christ

[skav]

Who's that? How do you follow a dead guy anyway? Seems like the path towards the grave ain't so hard, really.