Best Place To Snort Drugs @ Gunks??

[AlwaysLimping]

as an admitted ultra-noob i am a bitch with no clue.


however, this did not stop me from crouching between the lorax/karajo boulders and getting fully lifted off of some garbage im sure was cut with baby laxatives, as i shit my pants roughly 20 minutes later.

the trapps bathroom was occupied so i ripped a brown paper bag in half and shoved it down the back of my pants. pulled out some gooey shit-snot and flung it off the side of the cliff towards the hairpin boulders.

wash my hands off in the frigid little trickle of brook that comes down on the left. resume climbing a bit later and almost flash the black boulder problem. get on it again and send, only to blow a rocket of watery orange snot-piss outta my nostril.

fuck upstate NY and its ground glass quality, mexican diaper rash powder power packages.

more speed than coke i think. or whatever house cleaning chemical mimics an even dirtier meth high.

[slim]

[Ikefromla]

stash a vagabong in the back of the jahboo cave. obviously.

[skav]

All drugs are snorted out of the baby hole. This is obvious.

[Cardboard_Dog]

out of your MOMS baby hole!

[RockPharmer]

PSA: I'll be projecting the Lorax this Saturday. If anyone's in the area and can offer an extra pad and spot, please give a shout.

[zirc]

where will you really be climbing?

[ScreamingMedic]

The Lorax looks like the hobo leastcoast NY version of WetDream in Black Velvet.

Edit: Also, I'm glad this thread is back.

[RockPharmer]

where will you really be climbing?

carriage road. fer realz.

[Mr. Natural]

Uhh...i think I did the Lorax. Isn't it a four-move sit down problem just left of New Pair? Did it for the grade. V3 is SHRN.

Spend the day at a ninja area off a dirt road that peels off left about four miles past Lost City. Pretty much gotta creep through someone's back yard to get to it, but it's worthy.

[RockPharmer]

Like I'm gonna believe you.

[Cardboard_Dog]

He's telling the truth.



You suck dude. I can't make it up this weekend. playing GOLF. but not with beaverleaver.

[leaverbiner]

He's telling the truth.



You suck dude. I can't make it up this weekend. playing GOLF. but not with beaverleaver.

TALK ABOUT BULLSHIT! WTF?

[Cardboard_Dog]

next year : )

[zirc]

Uhh...i think I did the Lorax. Isn't it a four-move sit down problem just left of New Pair? Did it for the grade. V3 is SHRN.

Spend the day at a ninja area off a dirt road that peels off left about four miles past Lost City. Pretty much gotta creep through someone's back yard to get to it, but it's worthy.

4 mi... that puts you past ellenville... is there rock way past the ridge in those shale valleys?

[RockPharmer]

man, the gunks is BEAT. totally full of gapers with baby carriages.

[zirc]

went to master bedroom.

[AlwaysLimping]

almost july and niggaz are still bouldering on carriage rd? Crimping pebbles and shit? I cant gets no friction

[Tronic]

[AlwaysLimping]

proudest move on carriage road IMO