Funny Bouldering Commercial Filmed at Stoney Point

[pixelphile]

Hey Guys,

I just entered a commercial entitled "Gravity", that I filmed at Stoney Point, for the "Doritos Crash The Superbowl" contest.

Click here to view on the official Doritos website, http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/gallery?video=16876

Click here to view on YouTube, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqyzMSHK6D4&feature=channel_video_title

As you will undoubtably notice, we did have to make some artistic choices over proper technique and etiquette. We were quite aware during filming that serious climbers could point out all the technical mistakes. If we followed proper protocol, there wouldn't be any jokes, which was the main reason behind the spot. We just wanted to provide some laughs, while still embracing the sport.

Hope you all like it.

If you do, please leave a comment and spread it around to your friends, the more the merrier.

Thanks,

Michael "Pixelphile"

[600#gorilla]

spread it

was there any climbing it that video?

anyways, i hope you win the contest

right before you die!

[pixelphile]

600#gorilla,

I am both amused and scared of you at the same time:)

Michael "Pixelphile"

[slim]

I think niceporch summed things up quite nicely. However, if you rightly decide to kill yourself, please do all of us a favor and erase all traces of this commercial from your hard drives, and go ahead and take some, if not all, of your immediate and extended family WITH YOU. I'm thinking honestly along the lines of high explosives, or maybe a potent poison distributed at a family holiday gathering. Until then, I will continue to hate you and all that you create, while tapping my foot impatiently for news of your impending suicide.

[bolderer]

Shit. Some things never change, and others apparently just get worse.

[Lox]

Replace the hot chick with a Dalmatian and porch would be all over that commercial.

[Ikefromla]

ZING!

Porchie had some good ones too though. I particularly liked, "Look at these top-rope fags with a hot chick (just jack off to the hot chick) in this shitty commercial I made for some disgusting fake-cheese dusted corn chips for high people."

Buuuuuuuuurn or something. I dunno. Doritos suck and so does that commercial though.

[KIX]

I thought the brief pause and focus on the girls ass was cinematic art.

you should shoot porn.

[Cardboard_Dog]

whats the problem? i always boulder with a rope and a belayer and hot chick. I think you guys are being a little harsh.

[leaverbiner]

whats the problem? i always boulder with a rope and a belayer and hot chick. I think you guys are being a little harsh.

and, judging by your physique, a couple of bags of Doritos!

[Bug]

The "official Doritios website", oh fug.

[efff]

STFU N00B

epicly bad first post, might go down in b.cum's history (if anyone is keeping one)

[Whiteflash]

Niceporch the playerhaters ball would like to formally invite you to their award ceremony. Well done. HATE HATE HATE HATE.

[Cardboard_Dog]

whats the problem? i always boulder with a rope and a belayer and hot chick. I think you guys are being a little harsh.

and, judging by your physique, a couple of bags of Doritos!

I actually just discovered donuts and beef jerky. Way better than Doritos. But I still love Doritos.

[malachi]

What I'm trying to say is, we're the 4chan of rock climbing.

wanna-be

[ScreamingMedic]

sometimes i want to punch the world in the throat because who the fuck gave these assholes money to have that nice of a camera and to hire a hooker to pose around with noobs like that

[zirc]

2 posts total, then gone, could be the 2011 noob of the year.