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Re: elbows

Postby slim » Fri Nov 11, 2011 5:28 pm

Either phrase is stupid shit and you know it. Word is born brah. I can't help but picture you with a flat brimmed plaid cap on...

Frequent bouldering + frequent masturbation + ECFS = sore elbows. So it's probably manually dealing with your everhard dick that's causing your frail elbows to be sore. Cutting off your penis should solve all your problems.

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Re: elbows

Postby malachi » Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:34 pm

AlwaysLimping wrote:malachi youre trying a little too hard man

dude you're really coming off like a faggot!

and for the last time, no, i didnt mean word is bond. enough already. IRL i would have already slapped your dark, disgusting face.


Actually... that was me half-assing it.
You're just used to dealing with fucking morons and half-wits and it's made you think you're smart when you're actually just average at best.

And I would *LOVE* to see you try and slap my face almost as much as I'd enjoy watching you pick your teeth up afterwards.


FWIW... the only guys who call people "faggot" are confused boys going through puberty, uppity gay men making a political point and the sort of closeted homosexual who spends all their time carefully NOT looking at the hard dicks in the porn they watch.
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Re: elbows

Postby AlwaysLimping » Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:54 pm

uh...never implied i was smart. EVER. i barely made it outta high school. all i "know" is that i wrote 'word is born' kinda tongue-in-cheek. i mean...i AM white

where do you live malachi? east coast? i will check your oil then fishhook your cheek wide open with my shitty fingers

then i will probably bite your penis off

then i will run your pockets and go to your parents house

and shoot my load in your mom's face
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Re: elbows

Postby slim » Fri Nov 11, 2011 7:08 pm

where do you live malachi? east coast? i will check your oil then fishhook your cheek wide open with my shitty fingers

then i will probably bite your penis off

then i will run your pockets and go to your parents house

and shoot my load in your mom's face

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If you had some guts and style you'd assfuck malachi and then go straight to his moms mouth. Shit dick.

You're fitting in just fine here. I think we'll keep you.
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Re: elbows

Postby 600#gorilla » Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:34 pm

AlwaysLimping wrote: dark, disgusting face.


racist.
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Re: elbows

Postby AlwaysLimping » Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:17 pm

In modern English usage, the verb troll is a fishing technique of slowly dragging a lure or baited hook from a moving boat. The word evokes the trolls of Scandinavian folklore and children's tales, where they are often creatures bent on mischief and wickedness.

The contemporary use of the term is alleged to have appeared on the Internet in the late 1980s, but the earliest known example is from 1992. Early non-internet related use of trolling for actions deliberately performed to provoke a reaction can be found in the military; by 1972 the term trolling for MiGs was documented in use by US Navy pilots in Vietnam.

In Icelandic, þurs (a thurs) or tröll (a troll) may refer to trolls, the verbs þursa (to troll) or þursast (to be trolling, to troll about) may used.

In Japanese, tsuri (釣り) means "fishing" and refers to intentionally misleading posts whose only purpose is to get the readers to react, i.e. get trolled. arashi (荒らし) means "laying waste" and can also be used to refer to simple spamming.

In Korean, nak-si (낚시) means "fishing", and is used to refer to Internet trolling attempts, as well as purposefully misleading post titles. A person who recognizes the troll after having responded (or, in case of a post title nak-si, having read the actual post) would often refer to himself as a caught fish.[citation needed]

In Thai, the term "krean" (เกรียน) has been adopted to address Internet trolls. The term literally refers to a closely cropped hairstyle worn by most school boys in Thailand, thus equating Internet trolls to school boys. The term "tob krean" (ตบเกรียน), or slapping a cropped head, refers to the act of posting intellectual replies to refute and cause the messages of Internet trolls to be perceived as unintelligent.
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Re: elbows

Postby 600#gorilla » Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:39 pm

TL DNR.

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Re: elbows

Postby ScreamingMedic » Sat Nov 12, 2011 4:08 am

Not to give D.G. too much credit but you're either on the island or off.

and at this point 'limping' you certainly appear to be adrift.
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Re: elbows

Postby AlwaysLimping » Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:34 am

*tears up*

b-b-b-b-b-but i dunno where else to go
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Re: elbows

Postby Ikefromla » Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:44 pm

no surprise there. what brought you here anyway? some of your posts are mildly amusing so i won't say gtfo, but seriously, adrift is a great adjective.
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Re: elbows

Postby 600#gorilla » Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:48 pm

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Re: elbows

Postby malachi » Sat Nov 12, 2011 4:32 pm

Ahh.... the campustard excuse... "I meant to do this - was just trolling." This usually is preceded by a dumb-ass statement, followed by defensiveness, then personal insults. Next step is usually "screw you guys, I'm going home."


Seriously, after a couple months here you thought any of us would give a fuck about your sore elbows? That's beyond stupid.

Or are you really exactly like Campustard and have that weird kink that means that even negative attention is better than being ignored?
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Re: elbows

Postby AlwaysLimping » Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:49 pm

was only referring to a single post of mine as a troll

malachi, i light up your life you worthless piece of shit
ike, i will heelhook your big jew nose and send your soul. then downgrade it to v2-
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Re: elbows

Postby 600#gorilla » Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:41 pm

AlwaysLimping wrote: big jew nose


AlwaysBigoted?

weak.
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Re: elbows

Postby AlwaysLimping » Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:13 am

600#pussyfart?

weakest.
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Re: elbows

Postby skav » Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:52 am

Your entire approach doesn't even begin to rival my hackneyed shit from the late 90s. Did you just get the internet?

Oh wah I'm in pain. Bitch, I AM always limping. You know what I do about it? Strut.
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Re: elbows

Postby 600#gorilla » Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:00 am

AlwaysLimping wrote:600#pussyfart?

weakest.


amateur.
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Re: elbows

Postby malachi » Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:39 pm

just like campustard.
someone ban him now. we all know where this is going.
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Re: elbows

Postby slim » Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:45 pm

All in good time. Can't we have any fun any more?
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Re: elbows

Postby malachi » Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:16 pm

that's fair.
we should, however, start some betting pools...
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