Who not to introduce my mother to

Who not to introduce my mother to

Postby pander » Sun May 22, 2011 9:48 pm

The socorro crew talked about using hemorrhoid blood as lube for buttfucking in front of
A little old lady yesterday.
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Re: Who not to introduce my mother to

Postby Lox » Sun May 22, 2011 10:32 pm

If it was a little old lady from Socorro, you never know... it could have been her they were talking about.
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Re: Who not to introduce my mother to

Postby skav » Mon May 23, 2011 2:09 am

Sounds reasonable to me, ya fuckin' prude.
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Re: Who not to introduce my mother to

Postby elblat » Tue May 24, 2011 10:00 am

I thought we exercised enormous restraint, given that when pander's around, the subject of buttfucking is unavoidable.

Besides, she was busy watching Ren and Stimpy, and that whole family is used to fire crews, who make us seem dainty and mannerly.
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Re: Who not to introduce my mother to

Postby KIX » Tue May 24, 2011 10:22 am

pander wrote:The socorro crew talked about using hemorrhoid blood as lube for buttfucking in front of
A little old lady yesterday.



you should hear their pick-up lines for women.

whats even worse, the women respond.
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Re: Who not to introduce my mother to

Postby elblat » Tue May 24, 2011 11:27 am

KIX wrote:
pander wrote:The socorro crew talked about using hemorrhoid blood as lube for buttfucking in front of
A little old lady yesterday.



you should hear their pick-up lines for women.


Yeah, that was more of a pick up line for men.
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Re: Who not to introduce my mother to

Postby SphereHead » Tue May 24, 2011 11:36 am

though she probably took more offense from witnessing the choss you were climbing.
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Re: Who not to introduce my mother to

Postby Lox » Wed May 25, 2011 10:25 am

Just don't ask why they call it 'box' canyon!!!!!1111
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Re: Who not to introduce my mother to

Postby Mr. Natural » Thu May 26, 2011 2:05 pm

how old is you mom? got pics? is she single?
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Re: Who not to introduce my mother to

Postby pander » Fri May 27, 2011 11:42 am

gross.
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Re: Who not to introduce my mother to

Postby peck » Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:31 am

You're such a fucking queen pander. I totally want to do things to your pooper.
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Re: Who not to introduce my mother to

Postby pander » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:43 am

just move my hemorrhoid to the side first.
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