Not So Hot Right Now

[Pru]

my mother crashed her car through my garage door last night. She hit it so hard the ceiling buckled and the door to the attic flew out. The attic door is halfway back in the garage. More evidence that old people should have to take periodic driving tests so we can get them off the MFing roads, and driveways. Miraculously, my motorcycle and kayak just missed getting hit.

Oh how I wish pot was legal

[Lox]

I want to start a political movement dedicated to endorsing candidates who support periodic driving tests for the elderly. I think this is our #1 quality of life issue moving forward.

[Pru]

I don't think it's our #1 quality of life issue, i'd put access to safe food and quality medical care above that, but SHIT it just makes no sense that these old blind deaf mentally impaired fuckers can keep driving long after they should have been discarded in a nursing home

[Lox]

Worst yet, they drive massive RVs across the country.

DRIVING TESTS FOR THE ELDERLY NOW !

[Shaft]

Young people don't vote nearly as much as old(er) people. Gotta keep the constituents happy. I plan on ramming into any building I damn well please in my green-as-shit-electric car when I am 70+.

Think of the carnage if cars ever (WTF techonolgy?) fly.....

[KIX]

worse than anything you have ever experienced.

no-see-ums.

alone bouldering in the canyon, I thought the 5 months of post rapture misery had begun.

[KIX]

[elblat]

no-see-ums.

Night missions dude.

[KIX]

scorpions are bad enough during the day, cant imagine the night.

[Tronic]

Root Canal

[KIX]

still cant wipe with my right hand
NSHRN

[peck]

Let go of your dick. It's not going to get hard no matter how hard you beat it.

Try thinking of me.

[KIX]

when I wipe?

done.

[Cardboard_Dog]

This actually happened a few weeks ago but I've been busy. Now, what Baker did may not necessarily be illegal but it sure as hell is unethical.. You use your influence as the head of a commission that is supposed to be regulating and preventing legal monopolies, like this now official Comcast/NBC merger, which basically equates to a monopoly, and then you take a job with them? Wow. Anyone else tired of this shit yet? If you weren't already getting all your news from the BBC then maybe you should start.


http://cable.tmcnet.com/topics/cable/articles/173831-obama-fcc-appointee-takes-job-comcast-following-fcc.htm

[Lox]

I get my news from tweet-feedz. On the tweet teet.

[RockPharmer]

conference in san antonio. in july. give me some tips to retain sanity.

Follow up, San Antonio sucked ass. On the other hand, the pyrennes are doing me much better. Tres magnifiique!

[KIX]

I am quite happy to have a good job, but actually having to work on occasion really puts a crimp on my lifestyle.

[600#gorilla]

http://www.surfline.com/surf-news/shark-spotted-at-swamis_58993/

[Lox]

ATTN SURFERS: You are food. That is all.

[malachi]