Blimp + Kwink=baby

[evil temptress]

Way to ejaculate blimp!

[Ikefromla]

Congrats!

[RockPharmer]

pics or invalid

[hweight]

Congratulations!

[blimp]

Congrats. I'm happy for you. Kinda ...

I don't quite understand the appeal of having a child. Don't people realize that for a fraction of the cost of raising a child, you can buy a Corvette? A fucking Corvette. A Corvette will never cry all night. A Corvette will never puke on your shirt. And a Corvette will never "accidentally" smash the neighbor's kitten with a hammer. The counter intuitive awesomeness of this is that a Corvette will ultimately consume a lot less fossil fuels in its lifetime than the baby.

Overpopulation is perhaps our greatest threat to ourselves. This is my plea to the world. Stop having babies and start buying Corvettes.

A corvette will never crush your projects and watch you crying in the corner.

[stonefiend]

Word Blimp. Congratulations!

yo porch.. corvettes (i'd never drive one) and other cars like M3's are designed to lure in potential mates for reproductive action. nice cars are worthless without the notion of sex right? that being said, i'd rather not be with someone because of my car, so I choose not to own one. around here, a beat ass chromoly fixie without logos will more likely do the trick. either that, or a folding bike in the subway.

[KIX]

kids are way better than climbing except when they prevent you from climbing.

[Lox]

Yayyyyy.

[blimp]

thanks everyone, he is amazing.

[Lox]

Also, Yaaaayyyyyy...

[pmahnn]

Well done!


















Is how I like my babies served.

[zirc]

good job.

[actionhero]

Holding my sick daughter right now. Congrats and enjoy.

And what Kix said is spot on.

[gluon]

Congrats guys. I just had a baby boy on 1/27/11.

[blimp]

here he is, born on the 29th at 12:33am

[Ikefromla]

what did it take you, like 4, 5 days to get it from facebook to b.com?

cute kid. bringing him to Hueco next winter?

[leaverbiner]

what did it take you, like 4, 5 days to get it from facebook to b.com?

cute kid. bringing him to Hueco next winter?

he'll be sending your projects by then!

[Ikefromla]

with those genes, odds are yes.

[blimp]

cute kid. bringing him to Hueco next winter?

yup, got the Pack N Play™ and everything

[Cardboard_Dog]

Congratulations!! My baby boy is due May 1st.