List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED OUT

[Lox]

Yes please do that.

The only thing funnier than v11 in Florida is someone who's mission in life it is to second v11 in Florida.

And remember, it's invalid without video.

[Lox]

[Ikefromla]

yeah, that problem looks JUST as hard as El Techo, Skidmark, Loaded Direct, Diaphanous Sea, Power of Landjaeger, and every other V11 in Hueco. How could we ever doubt it?

[Lox]

I suppose we could talk about some of the positive aspects of that problem... like how it may not be too highball for you to try. Maybe. I mean, you'd have to make the final decision when you're standing under it.

[pmahnn]

Did you not see those jagged rocks on the sand surface? SHIT'S DANGERMOUSE!

[Cardboard_Dog]

All I can say Koontzy .. If in fact that is your real name .. is when this video was posted there were some texts and some phone calls and most of them with the same "what the fuck is Chris thinking" sort of vibe.


Maybe if you can't achieve fame you try for infamy??

[Cardboard_Dog]

I have no balls

[RockPharmer]

who the fuck is chris redmond?

[zirc]

I will tell you what, my family vacations in Florida three times a year (my grandparents live in Tortles Beach Sub$$$) so I will personally make it my mission to second them shits or drown trying. deal? until then, just step off!

hahaha. classic.

[zirc]

I will also say this .. I have it first hand that he never sent deuce my load .. but everyone pretty much already knows that. And he never sent Roses and Blue Jays or Something from Nothing. He drove to Great Barrington by himself for the day, once, but the story was that he sent Something from Nothing or is that in Bradley?? All I know is only been repeated a handful of times from the true start so it's big news. SO is Roses and Blue Jays. Had these boulder problems been sent, we would have heard about it long before this video came out.

More bullshit. You know, I love people .. I really do and I hate to hurt the feelings of someone I used to call a friend, But I love this sport and it's pretty much dependant on honesty, otherwise shit gets too diluted to translate. Chris STOP LYING. For your own fucking good man. No one who has been in this game for as long as we have will ever believe you. You're just making yourself look like a fucking ass dude. Fo real. If you sent I apologize but I highly doubt it.

the truth is out there.

[zirc]

I have no balls

don't worry, the witchhunt he's on has me in his crosshairs. FUCK IT. BRING THA NOISE.

[Lox]

You got the third party FA cred in Urban Climber. Of course he's got you in his crosshairs.

[toivo]

easy...

third party first ascent- more legitimate than first hand first ascent or less?

[Lox]

You gotta watch the video on the last page. Its hilarious.

[ScreamingMedic]

now imagine if we started calling into question the people that people have claimed to have slept with

or the size of our dicks

[zirc]

there'd be mad 1 cm endowed virgins?

[ScreamingMedic]

something like that

micropeens are all the rage these days

[Lox]

v11 peen? Peen swallowing jugs? Florida peen on the beach?

What exactly is going on here?

[600#gorilla]

OMG.

[Tronic]

Coral nub. Or nub corral.