List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED OUT

List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED OUT

Postby zirc » Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:48 pm

Climber, route/problem, witness

Ok here goes.


niceporch, black boulder at the gunks, no one of course.
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby ipoach » Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:44 pm

Oldskool was calling Ike out for not actually sending some Black mtn choss
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby stonefiend » Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:57 am

criz, midnight lightning, me.

Merry Xmax brother!
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby blimp » Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:54 pm

bteamer, barefoot, *fell* off the top, not dropped off the jug.
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby ipoach » Sat Dec 25, 2010 2:48 pm

Oh snap! That's some serious invalidity.

Maybe next time bteam..
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby Mr. Natural » Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:18 pm

ha. done 'em all.

i dare you. double dare!
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby Ikefromla » Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:57 pm

ipoach wrote:Oldskool was calling Ike out for not actually sending some Black mtn choss

Funny. I think I've met the guy once, years ago and not at Black. I actually hope you're joking. I am more than open about my failures and they are numerous. I will happily go back and repeat any of the problems that I have done for him.

Speaking of calling someone out: http://www.ukclimbing.com/news/item.php?id=59419

I actually hope he sent, but the odds don't stack very highly in his favor.
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby 600#gorilla » Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:30 pm

oh yeah, i believe he did all those things because i can relate. i sent action direct and ran a sub 4 minute mile, too. same day, in fact.
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby Chris Sharma » Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:12 pm

Shawn Diamond, resolve and whatever else out west no one ever saw him do, random trustfund babies
Bob Van Belle, iron man traverse - end - stand start, crumbling granite pebble
John Heggland, his entire 8a card, a computer screen
Josh Newman, V12's, Ashton Kutcher
Jasmine Voyager, Space Odessey V10, Christine Forrorher
Chris Redmond, anything over 7c, a video camera that runs out of batteries at crux moves

DO I NEED TO GO ON?!!??
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby toivo » Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:36 pm

the forthrightness is appreciated. thanks for coming out.
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby RockPharmer » Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:03 am

emphasis on coming out.
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:01 pm

too many to mention - soo many dabs - dabbers
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby Ikefromla » Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:01 am

One time in Hueco I thought I might have dabbed on a problem (no, not Choir Boys, that shit was 110% legit and Slim can testify to that), and my spotter screamed "There was no dab! I saw no dab! Send! Send!" so I did.
I felt so invalid (I mean, I must have dabbed if the spotter was SO serious about me not having done so, right?) that I went back and repeated the problem the following year. It was necessary to clear my conscience.

Also, one time I fell off the top of Rumble without a spotter and I almost seriously fucked myself up.
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby malachi » Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:45 pm

Louie Anderson, Refiner's Fire
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:24 pm

Still no video BTW.
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby efff » Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:33 pm

the josh newman reference is awesome!!!
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby RockPharmer » Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:34 pm

efff wrote:the josh newman reference is awesome!!!

you know every one of your "FAs" is up for validity debate, right?
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby Ikefromla » Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:54 am

malachi wrote:Louie Anderson, Refiner's Fire

are there even photographs of this climb out there?
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby efff » Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:12 am

RockPharmer wrote:
efff wrote:the josh newman reference is awesome!!!

you know every one of your "FAs" is up for validity debate, right?



there are some on this board (rockpharmer and ozfactor) who can't even repeat my FAs. upgrading like whoah!!!
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Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED

Postby Lox » Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:18 pm

Ikefromla wrote:
malachi wrote:Louie Anderson, Refiner's Fire

are there even photographs of this climb out there?


No, but there are plenty of photos of Louie Anderson:

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I'm doubting he climbed anything there wasn't an all-you-can-eat buffet on top of....
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