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by **skav** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:35 pm

Back home. On the way to a speedy recovery.

Malachi: You're a hack. And distinctly not a doctor.

Love,
Skav

by **malachi** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:44 pm

Not a doctor.
Maybe a hack.
Sadly somewhat of an expert in PT and 'scoped joints (4x knee, 2x ankle plus stomach once but that doesn't count).

by **slim** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:40 pm

I was not recommended PT for my wrist surgery. Just regular usage.

by **leaverbiner** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:34 pm

scopes are for pussies, cut the shit out and start over again. Bionics FTW!

by **malachi** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:54 pm

slim wrote:I was not recommended PT for my wrist surgery. Just regular usage.

And I had a doctor tell me that a fractured sternum was a bone bruise.
Just 'cause they have an MD doesn't mean they're not fucking morons.

by **slim** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:44 pm

I choose to believe the guy that spent a decade studying medicine and works on all the Falcons athletes instead of some dude on the internetz with two bad hips two bad ankles and a bad stomach.

by **RockPharmer** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:00 pm

you forgot ugly. ugly as sin.

by **600#gorilla** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:09 pm

no PT for spinal fusion.

PT for severe lumbar strain.

PT for chronic tendonitis.

no PT for broken tib/fib.

no treatment for mental illness.

by **KIX** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:18 pm

suicide cures it everytime.

by **600#gorilla** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:23 pm

you would know.

by **ipoach** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:33 pm

Kix.. Tell me how to get the herbal scripts for the swollen ankle..

by **malachi** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:48 pm

ipoach wrote:Kix.. Tell me how to get the herbal scripts for the swollen ankle..

Move to California.

by **ipoach** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:52 pm

im in Wa, legal also

by **Cardboard_Dog** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:09 pm

I thought this thread was going to be about varying degrees of coolness. But its just about old people and their Hip injuries. sux.

by **600#gorilla** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:04 pm

hey, i resent that - my hips are fine right now!

by **zirc** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:41 am

leaverbiner wrote:i've had two total hip replacements . . .

this was number 1.

Walk in the park. You'll feel so much better when all is said and done. besides. good, free drugs.

how quickly were you back to projecting v3 after that?

by **efff** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:19 am

malachi wrote:
efff wrote:actually, despite all the know-it-all-fucktards giving advice on a surgical procedure they have NOT had, there was no PT for the hip scope (leaverbiner did NOT have his hip scoped). with the scope, they are just cutting you and trimming away the torn shit, so there isn't any muscular, tendon, or ligament manipulation. i was surprised when the dr. said no PT but it was definitely a case of just get back to using it when it feels better...

Yeah... 'cause they're sure as fuck not cutting through any muscle, right?

Any doc who tells you you shouldn't bother with PT after surgery is a hack.

the incisions were each less than an inch. have run a 1:30 half marathon since the surgery, so i think i'm fine even though i didn't have any PT...

by **Lox** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:22 pm

Bullshit. Your times would be so much faster with PT. Duh.

by **efff** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:21 pm

you are probably right, I was mad that I missed 1:29:xx by 12 seconds. PT definitely would have gotten me those 12 seconds...

by **Lox** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:28 pm

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