Climbing Fucking Season

Climbing Fucking Season

Postby 600#gorilla » Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:45 pm

is really just about to start.

everybody knows that porch,

ipoach, and even KIX and (even)

myself have been climbing.

get some idiot to take pic of yourself before it's too late

douches.





or at least,

post pix of your excuse.
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby Lox » Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:47 pm

My climbing season started in 1993.
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby skav » Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:53 pm

I'll take a picture of my groinal scar next week. Don't worry, I'll include some satchel.
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby 600#gorilla » Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:55 pm

Lox wrote:My climbing season started in 1993.


uh huh............
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby Lox » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:59 pm

I still climbed horizontal limestone roofs each of the last three days. It's like 1993 with radder problems.

Season?
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby Lox » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:25 pm

SHRAlways.
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby ipoach » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:13 am

just started? ... seriously? ...
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby 600#gorilla » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:32 am

yes.

summer season -

the one you and i

and a few others

have been enjoying

is coming to a close.

the real season

FALL SEASON

the one that

average boulderer climbers

everywhere

enjoy

is just upon us.

you can leave your summer destination now.

go home.

home.
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby Lox » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:44 am

Sometimes I wonder what it is like to be one of those d-bags who feels limited by "season."
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby KIX » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:49 am

Endless Summer is a state of mind.

now a state of reality.

remote4lyfe.
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby 600#gorilla » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:57 am

Lox wrote:Sometimes I wonder what it is like to be one of those d-bags who feels limited by "season."


sometimes i wonder what it is like to go out of ones way to be a d-bag like yourself.

the point is to be excited by

the change of season!

make a deposit in the poo-koo thread

and when you feel a little lighter

go climbing and enjoy

some fall bouldering.









unless the real reason you're so opposed to just accepting the good spirit of this thread is that you have become ezfrag and don't really climb anymore.

i understand.

there have been times when i had other priorities.......

not now, of course.
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby Lox » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:57 am

Endless Beau Temps

Starring Chris Sharma as Wingnut.
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby 600#gorilla » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:00 pm

endless summer is nothing.

every day is

SUPER SESSION

and i'm Larry Bertleman.

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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby Lox » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:23 pm

Wondering how to be like me and go out of your way to be a d-bag?

Wonder no more! Now you know!
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby 600#gorilla » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:28 pm

yay!

i'm a d-bag just like teh lox!
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby Tronic » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:32 pm

Been climbing ALL year. The temps are improving however and that is gnarr. Whoever coined "Sendtember" is a fine human. The psyche grows.
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby KIX » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:39 pm

allow me to offer three words of wisdon regarding summer climbing:

1. pacific
2. north
3. west
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby 600#gorilla » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:46 pm

KIX wrote:allow me to offer three words of wisdon regarding summer climbing:

1. pacific
2. north
3. west



enough already.

i must investigate next summer.

camo van road trip extravaganza in the plan.
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby ipoach » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:56 pm

oh I thought PNW stood for Pretty Nasty Weather..

teh fuck...




Seasons are for conformists... climb all of teh days...
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Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Postby 600#gorilla » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:00 pm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

maybe what i need to do is to point out that, yes - seasons of the sort you speak of are for conformists. and, yes, one can climb ALL of the seasons - as i have.

however,

THE season

THE BEST ONE

is upon us.

relax your defenses and let it come!
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