Machete

[skav]

Intestinal rope swing.

Go see it.

[ipoach]

Filmed in Austin

[bazo qop]

It'll never be as good as the first trailer..

[malachi]

+1

[600#gorilla]

was so close to being my new avater on friday

but i couldn't find a better image than the current one...

[pander]

dude, you HAVE to change that avatar.

saw machete last night. seems like they ran out of money or something. as the movie went on it got less gorey. the gore in the final battle scene is severely lacking. not NEARLY enough arterial spray. especially in stevan seagals death.

[bazo qop]

Steven Seagal dies?

[pander]

oops

[Lox]

Yes, but films rule.

And trust me, you don't know the difference.

[Lox]

Movies are for the unwashed.

[skav]

Porch's hate is a hollow remnant of past angst.

Steven Segal is even fatter than I had expected. Looked like a chubby M. Bison in the final scene.

[RockPharmer]

seriously, really? machete? doesn't this belong in the worst movies ever thread? and i say this having only even seen the trailers.

[600#gorilla]

there is that rare cinematic event where something is so bad

it's great!

well,

not so rare.

[Lox]

I'm just gonna call basing your opinion off the trailer a HUGE DAB.

We expect more.

[skav]

seriously, really? machete? doesn't this belong in the worst movies ever thread? and i say this having only even seen the trailers.

You're taking yourself too seriously. Machete doesn't suffer from this problem.

[RockPharmer]

there is that rare cinematic event where something is so bad

it's great!

now, don't get me wrong: i fully enjoyed snakes on a plane.