I just...

[dm]

...submitted my PhD thesis. What do I do now? The real world scares me.

[600#gorilla]

as soon as you figure it out,

can you PM me the details

because i have no clue.







congrats!

[hweight]

Get ready for revisions.

If that doesn't happen . . . +1 on postdoc. Cause the real world isn't worth it.

[toivo]

good chance to go feral for awhile. or read a book.

as far as entering the 'real world' goes, that would require some sort of ontology in order to understand reality as such. a likely way to get into the real world then would begin maybe with Being and Time, then through middle and late Heidegger, then an epiphany in the wilderness. it's some kind of research program.

congrats!

[Lox]

Nowhere to run.

[pmahnn]

Thanks for asking us to critique. Is your title long enough?

[hweight]

Is your title long enough?

If it doesn't have a colon in it, it's invalid.

[bazo qop]

Apply for a job at the University of Canterbury....

[hweight]

Is your title long enough?

If it doesn't have a colon in it, it's invalid.

fuck!

Fuck!: I Did It Wrong

[Lox]

And By It: I Mean Your Mom

[hweight]

And By It: I Mean Your Mom

lack of quotation marks DAB.

[hweight]

Your Mom: Understanding Place/Location in Lesbian Spaces through the Marxist Lens

Marxist? So she's a whore?

If you want psychosexual, I'd go Lacanian or Foucaltian.

[Lox]

Track Changes: Understanding "Shifting" Gender Roles in Populations of Editors/Dooshbagz

[hweight]

Track Changes: Understanding "Shifting" Gender Roles in Populations of Editors/Dooshbagz

"Shifting" Gender Roles: A Fancy Way of Saying That You Can Be A Dick and A Pussy Simultaneously*



*For more on this particular phenomenon, please see niceporch on the internet and niceporch on the highballs.--Ed.

[600#gorilla]

what is the sound of a niceporch dying on a highball?














hahahahahahaha!

[600#gorilla]

is that because ur too weakmo to highball?

all ur pictures are of lowball choss.

blurry, narcissistic, awesome,

lowballs.

[RockPharmer]

people be so sick of my sick lowball sends.

fixed

[600#gorilla]

true dat.

[hweight]

Gentlepersons, please! If you're going to hate on each other, please, in honor of drater, do so in academispeak.

So, that's:

'"_______': The Sound of Niceporch on a Highball"



"Crack; POP: A Study on the Lifespan-extending Properties of Regular Beer Consumption"



"Laughing at Death: A Study in Dark Humor"

And, finally:


"Lowballs: When Climbing Gets Truly Pointless"

[Lox]

"Neozeckzitentializmz: You Can Haz Themz"

My thesis roolz.