Worst Movie Ever

[pmahnn]

Why do you consider that the worst movie ever? Certainly, it is no worse than Paranormal Activity.

[skav]

Ghost Writer.

A steaming pile of soft serve crap.

[600#gorilla]

Why do you consider that the worst movie ever? Certainly, it is no worse than Paranormal Activity.

because

THE HYPE > x 3 the movie.

i still remember sitting in the theatre glad that i hadn't stood in line like thousands of others did before me to see this utter disappointment.

cool overachievement, though.

and, thanx, i won't see paranormal activity.

[pmahnn]

because

THE HYPE > x 3 the movie.

i still remember sitting in the theatre glad that i hadn't stood in line like thousands of others did before me to see this utter disappointment.

cool overachievement, though.

and, thanx, i won't see paranormal activity.

Why would you believe the hype? Don't!

[600#gorilla]

because

THE HYPE > x 3 the movie.

i still remember sitting in the theatre glad that i hadn't stood in line like thousands of others did before me to see this utter disappointment.

cool overachievement, though.

and, thanx, i won't see paranormal activity.

Why would you believe the hype? Don't!

not believing the hype since 1987:

Don't Believe The Hype

Back
Caught you lookin' for the same thing
It's a new thing - check out this I bring
Uh Oh the roll below the level
'Cause I'm livin' low next to the bass, C'mon
Turn up the radio
They claim that I'm a criminal
By now I wonder how
Some people never know
The enemy could be their friend, guardian
I'm not a hooligan
I rock the party and
Clear all the madness, I'm not a racist
Preach to teach to all
'Cause some they never had this
Number one, not born to run
About the gun...
I wasn't licensed to have one
The minute they see me, fear me
I'm the epitome - a public enemy
Used, abused without clues
I refused to blow a fuse
They even had it on the news
Don't believe the hype...

Yes
Was the start of my last jam
So here it is again, another def jam
But since I gave you all a little something
That we knew you lacked
They still consider me a new jack
All the critics you can hang'em
I'll hold the rope
But they hope to the pope
And pray it ain't dope
The follower of Farrakhan
Don't tell me that you understand
Until you hear the man
The book of the new school rap game
Writers treat me like Coltrane, insane
Yes to them, but to me I'm a different kind
We're brothers of the same mind, unblind
Caught in the middle and
Not surrenderin'
I don't rhyme for the sake of of riddlin'
Some claim that I'm a smuggler
Some say I never heard of 'ya
A rap burgler, false media
We don't need it do we?
It's fake that's what it be to 'ya, dig me?
Don't believe the hype...

Don't believe the hype - its a sequel
As an equal, can I get this through to you
My 98's boomin' with a trunk of funk
All the jealous punks can't stop the dunk
Comin' from the school of hard knocks
Some perpetrate, they drink Clorox
Attack the black, cause I know they lack exact
The cold facts, and still they try to Xerox
Leader of the new school, uncool
Never played the fool, just made the rules
Remember there's a need to get alarmed
Again I said I was a timebomb
In the daytime the radio's scared of me
'Cause I'm mad, plus I'm the enemy
They can't c'mon and play with me in primetime
'Cause I know the time, plus I'm gettin' mine
I get on the mix late in the night
They know I'm livin' right, so here go the mike, sike
Before I let it go, don't rush my show
You try to reach and grab and get elbowed
Word to herb, yo if you can't swing this
Just a little bit of the taste of the bass for you
As you get up and dance at the LQ
When some deny it, defy if I swing bolos
Then they clear the lane I go solo
The meaning of all of that
Some media is the whack
You believe it's true, it blows me through the roof
Suckers, liars get me a shovel
Some writers I know are damn devils
For them I say don't believe the hype
Yo Chuck, they must be on a pipe, right?
Their pens and pads I'll snatch
'Cause I've had it
I'm not an addict fiendin' for static
I'll see their tape recoreder and grab it
No, you can't have it back silly rabbit
I'm going' to my media assassin
Harry Allen, I gotta ask him
Yo Harry, you're a writer, are we that type?
Don't believe the hype
I got flavor and all those things you know
Yeah boy, part two bum rush and show
Yo Griff, get the green black red and
Gold down countdown to Armageddon
-88 you wait the S1Ws will
Rock the hard jams - treat it like a seminar
Teach the bourgeoise, and rock the boulevard
Some sau I'm negative
But they're not positive
But what I got to give...
The media says this

thanx for making me look this shit up.

[bazo qop]

This flick is among the worst in a very entertaining way..

[malachi]

My job requires me to travel a lot.
Has been this way since 1995.
A lot of the trips involve long international flights.
I have seen a LOT of terrible movies as a result.
The ones that stand out:

















To be fair - I wasn't able to make it all the way through most of those movies (despite in most cases being on 10+ hour flights). Even so... all of them made me feel like someone had stolen a piece of my life.

[600#gorilla]

just the accumulative effect of seeing all those movie posters at one sitting is enough to make one sick.

you deserve like a purple heart or something.

[skav]

Tekken

Holy shit so bad. Funny to see a movie based on a video game with no plot whatsoever.

[Cardboard_Dog]

[Cardboard_Dog]

[Bug]

I saw Eat, Pray, Love this weekend. Not bad, it is good to do these things with your woman. I got my brains screwed out for it.

But, the male lead, the guy she falls in love with in Bali at the end, the motherfucker is the same exact actor as the main love-guy in Vicky Christina Barcelona!!!Javier Bardem!!!
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1845270016/nm0000849[/url]

[Betty]

This is one of the major reasons I carry a book or journal around. That way, if you're in a horrible situation (say, watching an awful movie on a 10 hr flight), you can write or read whatever you want.

[Lox]

Javier Bardem will be the reason I get kicked out of that theater. That and vodka.

[John Wayne]

god damn sons a bitches.

coen bros remake true grit





rolling over.
now.

[drater]

Fistfull Of Sphincters.

Would have been good, if it had chicks in it.

[skav]

Centurion.

Imagine the History Channel pays for a Hollywood style movie. Then they get rid of all the history bits. And there's a couple sexy Picts to make up for the lack of everything.

[thulsadoom]

just watched the expendables and, while it wasn't the worst movie ever made, i did think that it needed more has been action stars and less active wrestlers... and less statham. heres who was missing

Carl Weathers
JCVD
Hulk Hogan
Tiny Lister
Michael Bein
and Tong Po from kickboxer.

[thulsadoom]

... and Danny Trejo.

[600#gorilla]

just wait for the sequel, duh?