"Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

[efff]

http://climbingczar.louderthan11.com/?p=216

wow, sounds like a cat fight might be ensuing in chosslorado...

[600#gorilla]

i just wish the grades were that soft on the bottom end of the scale and that the bolts were just as far apart on 5.13's as they are on 5.11's at my crag.

[ipoach]

im going climbing

[600#gorilla]

porch, that was your best heinous post ever.

the youngest kid, maybe 12, replies to this with honest curiosity, "why don't you climb on something else then?"

i love my kids for that very reason.

they are awesome.

[pander]

i want my time back after reading that.. a whole canoe of dooshes. a doosh canoe if you will.

where is lincoln lake? RMNP? is it as good as chaos?

[blimp]

i think its a newish area at mt evans.

[Lox]

Dudes who climb there are so gay, they should remove the "s" from the name of Mount Evans for accuracy.

[pmahnn]

Dudes who climb there are so gay, they should remove the "s" from the name of Mount Evans for accuracy.

Maybe they're mounting multiple evans. Don't hate on the multi-mount.

[actionhero]

I would say that a cage match might be interesting, except that I watched that craptacular 'Pogo' movie with Traversi and Glasberg. There is a part where they are busting through the walls of some building and they find a book. But did anyone else see how those nancyboys swung a hammer? Those dudes can crimp, but they are weakmo for sure.

[KIX]

"pro"?

people get paid for doing this?

[600#gorilla]

yeah, just find something steep, get a videographer, send and call it V97teen.

your the pro.

[lerp]

I fucking LOVE route setting. I love route setting more than I love climbing. And that is saying a lot. I want to be the best route setter in the country and I want people to know it. Not for the sake of my little ego, but because I believe that productive achievement is man’s noblest activity and I want to be judged by mine. I won’t quit till it happens.

[efff]

gonna namedrop here because it's relevant ... and hilarious.

so jamie emerson is bullshitting with some young CO comp climbers sessioning this slopey arete problem called gangbang. these kids are projecting it. trying really hard. getting close. whatever. jamie's all like, "i've done this problem a hundred times. just keep your feet on. blah. blah." then he campuses the problem a few times. after that, one of the older kids said to jamie, "haven't you sent this with a crashpad on?" jamie said, "yeah." the youngest kid, maybe 12, replies to this with honest curiosity, "why don't you climb on something else then?"

we all laughed at jamie uproariously. then he left. it was great.

first off, good use of a namedrop. secondly, JE seems like a total tool. thirdly, and most importantly, why are you hanging out with 12 yo boys????

[ipoach]

I call ALL my FA's v13...

My sponsor's love it..

[blimp]

[efff]

we were climbing on the same boulder.

sure you were...

[TIM]

http://vimeo.com/14210270

looks dope

i want my time back after reading that.. a whole canoe of dooshes. a doosh canoe if you will.

where is lincoln lake? RMNP? is it as good as chaos?

[inZain]

It IS dope...

Its a lot like the other Evan's areas, but generally more featured, and steeper.

[pander]

talking while holding the camera, over a soundtrack of R.E.M. is SO painful. me and skav are sitting here trying to figure out if that guy makes his movies bad, ironically. if so, then genius.

http://vimeo.com/14210270

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