Chickens!

[600#gorilla]

next time you need to make sure you parade the rooster around so that all the yardbirds see it when you take him in the house.

then, once inside, make all kinds of happy noise so that all the other chickies can hear what a great time you guys are having inside the house with the rooster.

now this is the most important part - keep the rooster in the house all night.

then, in the morning, dress the rooster in a little black dress and heels and make that rooster do the walk of shame back in to the yard past all the other chickens.

that rooster will be dead before sunset.

[evil temptress]

Or we could put all of the hens in the run and leave the rooster in the yard and let Endo at him.

[600#gorilla]

that's too easy.

[slim]

Our soon to be dead ROOSTER!

[600#gorilla]

so bummed.

i was hoping that you were going to post that fluffykins had come back to life.

cocka-doodle-doo!

wake up!

i'm up and you should be too, bitches!!11

[evil temptress]

He doesn't wake us up because of where our room is and we use a fan for background noise, but he is waking up the neighbors!

[slim]

We have a few days to find a home. Then it's time to die.

1. Take him to the family cabin and extinguish with hollow point .45 pistol round. Proud way for a Rooster to go.

2. Chop the head with a sharp hatchet and let run around the yard (on video of course)

3. Slit throat, drain blood, and boil to remove feathers. Stock pot hero.

I'm so torn.

[evil temptress]

Um, your wife votes for 3...

[600#gorilla]

wait - why can't we have both 2 & 3 ?

[slim]

I feel a poll coming on!!!

[evil temptress]

I have the power to veto poll results.

[Tronic]

Either way its going in The Smokenator yes!? You could always just surgically remove its vocal cords. I hear DIY is cheap. That would probably suck for the rooster though...

[KIX]

"sling the chicken head!"....

[evil temptress]

Sorry boys but I found a home for hoodie rooster!

[slim]

It's TRUE. Our majestic rooster can now be viewed at Yellow River Game Ranch (petting zoo) for a nominal fee. We saw several other roosters there, and Hoodie was by far the most proud. There's a new Alpha on the block BITCHEZ.

[600#gorilla]

your cock is now clocking duckets.

[Lox]

Who let's their kid try to pet a rooster?

[slim]

The dumb kind. You know, like 85% of our populace.

[zirc]

damn, haven't you eaten those things yet?

[evil temptress]

Got our first green egg today!