Worst Movie Ever

[leaverbiner]

Inspired by recent events. Taking nominations. By submitting a nomination you are admitting that you have watched most of said steaming pile of shit . . .. have at it. I will start with:

shitepile: "The Last Song"

sorry excuse for watch this piece of shit: stuck on a plane for 9.5 hours, movies had not changed from prior flight, already watched Sherlock Holmes, Extraordinary Measures, 3 episodes of Entourage, and an episode of Two and a Half Men. Since planes no longer provide real knives and spoons, stabbing myself int he eye was not a viable option.

[hweight]

Should we exclude the unbelievably shitty sequels to otherwise decent movies? If we don't, then the list is gonna be heavily weight towards "______ 2."


my submission:

[600#gorilla]

my most recent worst movie evar.



bad lieutenant:port of call new orleans.

oh yeah, it's a sequel!

and the director of the sequel never saw the original.

[pmahnn]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080566/

Many, many years ago my mom came home with this movie and was very excited for us to watch it, as a family. We haven't let her forget how absolutely horrible a movie it was.

[blimp]

my most recent worst movie evar.



bad lieutenant:port of call new orleans.

oh yeah, it's a sequel!

and the director of the sequel never saw the original.

OMG i saw that. SO FUCKING BAD. no plot, horrible attempts at accents, no redeeming qualities at all. Poor Nick Cage, must be really hurting for $$.

[Lox]

Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

Some chick flicks are tolerable. This one is not.

[actionhero]

HA! I had the same experience when I was a kid, but the movie was Milo and Otis.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080566/

Many, many years ago my mom came home with this movie and was very excited for us to watch it, as a family. We haven't let her forget how absolutely horrible a movie it was.

But did anyone else see Prince of Persia? Honestly the worst I've ever seen for so many reasons.

[pmahnn]

HA! I had the same experience when I was a kid, but the movie was Milo and Otis.

Not to downplay your own bad movie experience, but Milo and Otis is (insert name of best movie ever) compared to Kavik.

[dm]

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.

[Bug]

Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

Some chick flicks are tolerable. This one is not.

I saw it. No movie with Penelope Cruz can be called bad.

[600#gorilla]

my most recent worst movie evar.



bad lieutenant:port of call new orleans.

oh yeah, it's a sequel!

and the director of the sequel never saw the original.

OMG i saw that. SO FUCKING BAD. no plot, horrible attempts at accents, no redeeming qualities at all. Poor Nick Cage, must be really hurting for $$.

yeah,

it was so bad that it killed anything i ever had for eva mendez.

[Lox]

I saw it. No movie with Penelope Cruz can be called bad.

She's only as good as the script and direction... Captain Corelli's Mandolin should have told you that. And to be honest, she should have known better than to be in a Nick Cage movie, but really Vicky Cristina was unbearably horrible, and being so bad with such good eye candy makes it hurt worse somehow.

[Bug]

Look, I hated that movie too, but the real reason isn't script or acting, but some sort of Marxist hangover/feeling I get watching a movie about:

Two very rich, sexy girls who vacation in Spain after college instead of getting jobs in order to meet rich guys, or until someone at home calls to gives them a job, probably at Vanity Fair magazine, whichever comes first.

Meet rich guys, who also never have jobs to goto, and hot wives they don't want to go home to. They are artists, and have lots of money/fame and spend all their time going out to meals with rich sexy american girls on vacation.

Fall in love/fall out of love.

BASICLY, RICH PEOPLE'S LIVES ARE ALWAYS WONDERFUL; YOU DON'T NEED TO SEEA MOVIE ABOUT IT, WHO CARES WHAT HAPPENS.

This is a movie that only very wealthy New Yorkers can find anything to relate to about it. It was mostly a cinematic Vanity Fair.

Not liking this movie says that I am a working class person of practical concerns, who cannot relate to the imaagined problems that the wealthiest people have.

Woody Allan makes movies like this because he's always wished to belong to the NY money elite, which his home-grown jewish schmutz character/persona can never achieve. That, or the whole thing is a massive parody by him of such.

[Lox]

Precisely why the eye candy cannot make up for the rest of it all - every plot twist makes a regular person wonder who the fuck can exist like this, in almost every way depicted.

I honestly hoped someone would get hacked up when the girls decided to go to teh villa, on a whim. Seems like a far more realisitc ending than everyone staring at the camera for long peroiods of time without speaking to convey how unhappy they are, depite their money and comfort.

Gah. I hate the movie so much.

[Bug]

Yeah, the P Cruz character should have shot them all with that gun she had.

Oh yeah, remember that voice-over/narrator who was obviously put in during post-production, because the story didn't mean crap and the characters had no motivation for anything they did?

[Lox]

I think I repressed that memory because it was so horrible.

[Wicked6]

Has anyone watched Dark Harvest? Its a complete waste of time. Storyline, acting and the cast was totally horrible. I would rate the movie 1/10.

[Ikefromla]

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