RockPharmer wrote:DAB
Lox wrote:As long as we're posting from page one of the chuff GIS...
KITTY McCHUFF!!!!!!!!!111
How did he get on that door?
niceporch wrote:My grip was beginning to fade. It broke. I felt myself falling backwards. Considering that the average human can react to an external stimulus in no less time than a quarter of second, I didn't have the luxury of considering options, and I didn't have the opportunity for a second chance. When you're about to get fucked, you act on animal instinct. I made a desperate lunge forward and grabbed the rock blindly. I heard a deafening ring originating from the center of my head. My body reeled backwards. Then I stopped. My fingers had caught a thin seem and held. The ringing died out and, the landscape came back into focus. I adjusted my feet and levered up to the jug. Leaning off of it, I exhaled and took turns shaking out my hands.
With a luxury of time, I looked down the rope 20 feet to where it fished through my only piece of pro -- a #1 nut in a horizonal crack that split the cliff in half and about 25 below that my belay Larry, Larry Fucking Bravika, tipped back in his Crazy Creek with a koozied Budweiser in one hand, a rollie mashed between his teeth, and the rope in his other hand. I yelled obscenities and nonsense, "You mother fucking cunt dick whore-faced ... er ... chuffer! Where was my goddamn running belay?" Larry laughed in his slow, punctuated way and yelled back, "Vut ze fuk iz a chuffa? You past ze crux. Ok!" He took a long drink. I shook my head, and then I automatically hand jammed the final 5.10 cakewalk to the cliff top.
And that's how I coined the term "chuffer." True story.
600#gorilla wrote:YOU WRITE LIKE ERNEST HEMMINGWAY.
chuff: 1 v fart. 2 n one’s posterior. 3 n Northern England vagina. 4 interj general swear word usable much the same as “fuck”: It was all going fine until the chuffing pigs turned up. Entirely separate from the word “chuffed,” so use with care.
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