SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby thulsadoom » Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:08 am

beast, remember that time you lifted a Flaubert passage word-for-word so that you could trick a bunch of nameless shiteaters into thinking you were eloquent? do you ever do that shit anymore? 'cuz that's real weird.
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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby wild beast » Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:25 am

doom, glad you found that "weird", which in your case was entertaining (as is with most shiteaters - like viewing photos of human feces or viewing someone defecating on someone else).

i've done that kind of thing in the past maybe a dozen times but the local dullards were unable to pick up on it, so it wasn't all that. will i do it again? probably. but first i gotta find a quotable passage that really intrigues me, then i have to wait for the situation on here to develop. it's not a copy/paste function.
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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby 600#gorilla » Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:58 am

According to a Georgetown University study, 79 percent of Americans are missing the point entirely with regard to such wide-ranging topics as politics, consumerism, taxes, entertainment, fashion, boldering and professional wrestling. "From the overweight housewife who eats bag after bag of reduced-fat Ruffles, to the school board that bans Huckleberry Finn for using the word 'nigger,' to the boldering forum poster, wild beast, the tendency of Americans to really just not get it transcends all boundaries of class, color, religion, sexual orientation, and political persuasion," said Dr. Ronald Shaw of Georgetown's Center For American Studies.

Polling nearly 8,000 Americans on a variety of subjects, the study found that only 21 percent of those surveyed had even the slightest clue.
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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby wild beast » Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:11 pm

Well, let's see what is going on in the ever devolving world of "progressive" shiteaters.. hmmm..

OH LOOK! The frontman for media driven shiteaterism once again has her hands in shit! of all things!

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Oprah Winfrey Network to investigate Zach Anner-Dr. Phyllis voting controversy

After various websites noted a curious surge in votes Tuesday for a contestant in Oprah Winfrey’s “Your OWN Show” contest, OWN, the television network Winfrey will launch in January, confirms to EW it is investigating. The online contest is really a search for contestants for an OWN reality series in which competitors will then vie for their own show on the network. Until yesterday, Zach Anner, a witty wheelchair-bound Texan who explains in his video that he has cerebral palsy (“the sexiest of the palsies”) and pitches “a travel show for people who never thought they could travel,” held a commanding lead. But in the afternoon, contestant Dr. Phyllis — who proposes a reality show on teachers because the drama is in the classroom, rather convincingly — took the top spot by amassing votes at a rate that spurred some techno-savvy readers into sleuth mode. Geekosystem has a detailed breakdown of the various claims (complete with graphs), among them that for at least a few hours, the source code for Phyllis’ “Vote” button differed from that of all the other contestants and that as quickly as her vote-per-minute average rose it dropped later that day (from 1,923 votes a minute to 3). Contacted by EW, a spokesperson for OWN issued the following statement: “The online voting rules for the ‘Your OWN Show’ video submission competition were carefully crafted to be fair to everyone. Any allegations of impropriety will be investigated and the appropriate actions taken to keep the process unbiased.” (As of 5:15 p.m. ET Wednesday, Anner was back in the lead, by a margin of more than 400,000 votes; Dr. Phyllis could not be reached for comment.)


i bet teh local shitears are waiting with baited shitty breath to see what happens therezorz!!1!!!!1111!!

The gay 'Brady Bunch' family

http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/06/24/ia ... ?hpt=Sbine

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CNN) -- David Mayer and Keith Kennard's family is a modern-day Brady Bunch, with a twist. David, 43, has three sons and a daughter. His partner, Keith, 47, has three boys of his own. Together they are two gay men raising seven children.
Their story reflects the changing face of the American family. The Williams Institute, an independent research group and UCLA think tank, estimates 20 percent (about 155,000) of same-sex couples in the U.S. are raising children younger than 18.


Oooohh.. isn't that so special! I love seeing shiteater news of this kind of wonderful thing!
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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby pmahnn » Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:17 pm

I like how you picked dudes with jobs (that like gay sex!) who adopted kids (taking them out of the system and off the public doll) as examples of shiteaters.

I suppose you could be using that term in a literal sense this time.
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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby wild beast » Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:03 pm

"My daddy sucks my other daddys' cock. Then one of my daddies stuffs his cock up my other daddy's asshole."
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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby 600#gorilla » Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:03 pm

my mommy and daddy do meth. my daddy beats me and my mommy. my daddy is named wild beast, but he has no idea that i'm actually his child because my mommy thought he was such a loser when she met my current daddy and told him i was his child instead.
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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby wild beast » Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:34 am

i need some shiteater assistance here. i read through this, which is [admittedly] probably a limited transcript. but i just don't see the "racist" portion of this. at least from a non-shiteater / more based in reality definition of the word. so help - yes, i am coming to you. i implore you in you in your shiteater wisdumb to point out how this is racist:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37940862/ns ... n_divided/

Ariz. governor: Most illegal immigrants smuggling drugs
Critics slam assertion as exaggerated and racist

Brewer said the motivation of "a lot" of the illegal immigrants is to enter the United States to look for work, but that drug rings press them into duty as drug "mules."

"I believe today, under the circumstances that we're facing, that the majority of the illegal trespassers that are coming into the state of Arizona are under the direction and control of organized drug cartels and they are bringing drugs in," Brewer said.
"There's strong information to us that they come as illegal people wanting to come to work. Then they are accosted and they become subjects of the drug cartel," she said.

Brewer's office later issued a statement in response to media reports of her comments. It said most human smuggling into Arizona is under the direction of drug cartels, which "are by definition smuggling drugs."
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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby pmahnn » Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:48 am

It's not racist. But what do you expect from idiot liberals? Just like Obama is a Muslim, any comment from a Righty is racist. Ignore that part and focus on the real subject; Most illegal immigrants aren't smuggling drugs. Drug runners are smuggling drugs, they're not illegal immigrants. Immigrants move from one country to another, they don't go back and forth. There's a very distinct difference here and it's worth noting.

Most people picking strawberries are illegal immigrants.
Most people employed by shady businessmen who don't want to hire legal workers are illegal immigrants.

Those are factual statements.
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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby wild beast » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:32 pm

pmahnn wrote:It's not racist. But what do you expect from idiot liberals? Just like Obama is a Muslim, any comment from a Righty is racist. Ignore that part and focus on the real subject; Most illegal immigrants aren't smuggling drugs. Drug runners are smuggling drugs, they're not illegal immigrants. Immigrants move from one country to another, they don't go back and forth. There's a very distinct difference here and it's worth noting.

Most people picking strawberries are illegal immigrants.
Most people employed by shady businessmen who don't want to hire legal workers are illegal immigrants.

Those are factuals statementszorz.


so uh, you live in Arizona or some other border state now? and you are working for the Border Patrol and know the bolded statement as fact? and the other two as fact?

i applaud you stepping out and answering questions w/out your god 'lox' on here to back you up (or vice / versa). so i'll leave you with the few new gaping assholes i just ripped you for now
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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby pmahnn » Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:28 pm

wild beast wrote:so uh, you live in Arizona or some other border state now? and you are working for the Border Patrol and know the bolded statement as fact? and the other two as fact?

i applaud you stepping out and answering questions w/out your god 'lox' on here to back you up (or vice / versa). so i'll leave you with the few new gaping assholes i just ripped you for now
It takes someone of modest intellect to understand the difference between a drug smuggler (back and forth over the borders) and an illegal immigrant in this country working in the agriculture industry. The republicans are trying their hardest to paint every illegal immigrant as some drug running horror show. That's a horrible misrepresentation.

Call the drug smugglers drug smugglers. Don't call a person who lives here (doesn't go back and forth smuggling drugs) a drug smuggler and don't call drug smugglers illegal immigrants.


also FUCK as I'm watching the Ghanans score in extra time

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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby 600#gorilla » Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:32 pm

[quote = "wild beast"]
shiteater "racist" -shiteater shiteater wisdumb racist: illegal immigrants drug rings drug "mules." illegal trespassers organized drug cartels drugs illegal drug cartel human smuggling drug cartels smuggling drugs god 'lox' new gaping assholes[/quote]


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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby bazo qop » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:28 pm

Damn..I picked fruit with illegals every summer for years..they worked hard and didn't complain..


That's the American way...Right? (That's a hint, by the way..)
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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby Lox » Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:47 am

pmahnn wrote:The republicans are trying their hardest to paint every illegal immigrant as some drug running horror show. That's a horrible misrepresentation.


This is true. The illegal immigration population in my Arizona county jail is 1%. The state average is 4 - 5%. Immigrants come here to work, work hard, and stay under the radar so they can send money home. Even the border violence crap is highly overrated, with politicians and the right-wing media using the killing of a rancher and a 2006 BLM closure as hyperbolic "proof" of a lawless, border war zone. The elected Republican Pinal County Sheriff has talked about how the border has been "taken over by Mexico" and supports John McCain's plan to spend a half-billion dollars further militarizing the border. But, the violent crime and murder rate in his county is down. Also, immigration numbers are down across the board, as the construction industry is in the dumps. The border problem you hear about is largely a McCain-Brewer re-election strategy that invovles freaking out about "illegal immigration" and then looking like they want to do something about it by spending up tax dollars.

Stupid bitches who are drunk on the kool-aid the GOP and Faux News are pouring love this made-up problem. The best is the political ad with Jan Brewer standing in front of a sign that the Bush administration erected, chiding Obama.

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http://www.colorlines.com/archives/2010 ... e_lie.html

Ps. Stay out of our state politics bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby skav » Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:10 pm

Are we counting down from a billion or something?
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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby wild beast » Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:02 pm

skav wrote:Are we counting down from a billion or something?


OH SNAP!! OH BURN!!

no shit.. %decrease from WHAT?

plus, nice "colorey" pictures and graphs appeal to the dullard shiteater like lox. him see that, him believe that. need no data. and isn't it shiteaters that are incessantly bitching that statistics lie?
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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby wild beast » Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:18 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/06/23/ia ... l?hpt=Sbin

Race, ethnicity can be challenge to gay acceptance

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(CNN) -- It's been a long time since Niki Solis was a teen living on a different coast than her parents, uncertain how to tell her Latino, Catholic family that she's a lesbian. In the decades since they found out -- they were surprised only that she waited so long to tell them, Solis said -- that kind of uncertainty faded amid her legal career, marriage in San Francisco and motherhood.

"I have to say, in my life, it's hard for me to remember homophobia," said Solis, 42. "When you're open and honest about it, people are more accepting. If I don't have a problem with it, why should they?"



OHS NOES!! TEH AFGHANI-WISCONSIN-GAY/LESBIAN-AMERICAN HAS IT MORE WORSEZORZ THAN THAN THE BLAH BAOJF;LSDFKJDKLS GAY AMERICAN!?! WHO'DA KNOWN?

lox-pmun-skav-shiteaterX, what kind of tax funded program can "we" instantiate to help these pooooor poor people??
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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby skav » Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:35 pm

Whatever. Gay people got problems like everyone else. Bummer. Is this really what you're concerned about?
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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby 600#gorilla » Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:40 pm

is WILD BEAST not THEE MOST BUTTHURT PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD?

i almost wish we could put DUBYA back in office so WILD BEAST would just stop crying and shut the fuck up already about all the hard earned blood sweat and tears dollars he's losing because of the current administration!

you'd think he was fighting the war in afghanistan all by himself, saving dolphins in the gulf all the while raising a family of six by the way he talks about it.
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Re: SHITEATERS: The Final Countdown!

Postby Lox » Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:42 pm

wild beast wrote:plus, nice "colorey" pictures and graphs appeal to the dullard shiteater like lox. him see that, him believe that. need no data.


Present some other information, dipshit. If you say I need no data but provide none, then it's the same thing.

According to FBI stats, violent crime is down nationwide and down more in border states. If you could accept this, then we might have a reasonable discussion about how to reduce the economic imperative that brings people here. Instead, you will cry foul and offer no statistically supported alternative, instead trying to push this off as the "shiteaters" inability to work with stats. Instead, it looks like YOU are the only one who can't handle or provide relevant statistics. Because they don't exist.

From your state's gay area news:

http://articles.sfgate.com/2010-06-04/n ... easterling

The Customs and Border Protection study, obtained by the Associated Press with a Freedom of Information Act request, shows 3 percent of Border Patrol agents and officers were assaulted last year, mostly when assailants threw rocks at them. That compares with 11 percent of police officers and sheriff's deputies assaulted during the same period, usually with guns or knives.

In addition, violent attacks against agents declined in 2009 along most of the border for the first time in seven years. So far this year, assaults are slightly up, but data is incomplete.

"The border is safer now than it's ever been," said U.S. Customs and Border Protection spokesman Lloyd Easterling.

He said one factor is that with fewer jobs available amid the U.S. recession, illegal immigration has dropped. And responding to security concerns after 9/11, the Border Patrol has doubled the number of agents in the region since 2004.

Nonetheless, border lawmakers and governors say their region is under siege and needs more troops.

OH WE NEED MORE TROOPS PLEASE SPEND FEDERAL TAX DOLLARS ON A PROBLEM THAT DOESNT EXIST!!!1
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