This thread is about bikes

[dm]

[Tronic]

Where's the battery!? Holy shit.

[Lox]

Inside the frame, CT70 style.

[slim]

I love how the Italians are smearing Cancellara. They fail to mention that his legs are twice the size of the tour average and that he eats Italian babies for breakfast before crucial stages. Still, one has to wonder. Maybe Lance was riding a motorcycle all those years...

[600#gorilla]

that is seriously fucked up.

i need one of those so i can mess with elitest douches riding in groups.

i wanna put it in my 80's bridgestone so i can ride up on douches in lycra and uber expensive bikes -

wave with one hand while i'm cruising by wearing jean cut-offs, an aloha shirt, big-ass cowboy hat.

wearing flip-flops!

i can put a ghetto blaster on the rear rack and blast kleptones.

i would keep slowing down to let them catch up and then - wham! press a button.

[slim]

Are they going to have to start tearing apart bottom brackets after stages to confirm that there is no hidden drive inside the tubing? I would pay good money for this as a kit and do exactly what Gorilla mentioned. It would be absolutely hilarious.

[skav]

stand on the top tube and surf past the spandies. rad.


nobody likes the guy that brings corona, fatty. nobody.

[600#gorilla]

stand on the top tube and surf past the spandies. rad.


nobody likes the guy that brings corona, fatty. nobody.

so funny.

as if i was going anywhere other than my couch to sit in front of the the giant flat-screen and watch basketball by myself on my giant comfy sectional. with my feet up on the leather ottoman.

































































what people really hate is posters that post giant freaking pictures in the thread and create dag-nab humongously wide snapfragilisticexpialadocious margin busting threads. that is what the people hate. it's the kind of thing that would make other people forget about my tequila chaser. salud!

[skav]

yea, whatever, fatty.

bring me real beer and take pictures that don't make me look like a complete weakmo and you've got something. until then, i hate you.

[RockPharmer]

Are they going to have to start tearing apart bottom brackets after stages to confirm that there is no hidden drive inside the tubing? I would pay good money for this as a kit and do exactly what Gorilla mentioned. It would be absolutely hilarious.

lol
UCI 'studying' alleged hidden motors

[Tronic]

bike to boulders nyc:
http://vimeo.com/12253078

[600#gorilla]

yea, whatever, fatty.

bring me real beer and take pictures that don't make me look like a complete weakmo and you've got something. until then, i hate you.

i accept your hate as the highest honor.

[RockPharmer]

bike to boulders nyc:
http://vimeo.com/12253078

no chelsea piers? dabathon fo sho

[Lox]

That video is pretty cool. For something shot by someone who rocks wooden handlebars. Fukkin' hipsterz.

[VTP]

pimp x olde school

got a white saddle yesterday. not this one or even close...but its white and it matches. $25. fuckyouporchieHA!

[Tronic]

[evil temptress]

Rye is all over the place. Philadelphia International Championship:


http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/philad ... tos/124891

[skav]

Bike Polo?

[evil temptress]

Not sure if you got the link before I edited it but he is working on the bike!

[Lox]