Just thought I'd share with you my final exam answers. Pure Poetry.
1.) In about 200 words, of all the philosophers we have studied this term, tell us which one did you think got it "right" the most, and which one did you think got it "right" the least, and why.
I think Bukowski got it right all of the time. Drink until something meaningful happens.
I believe Bush got it right the least. i mean .. he tried god bless his retarded soul, he was just unqualified.
2.) In about 200 words, of all the ethical systems we have studied this term (religion, relativism, situation ethics, egoism, utilitarianism, Kant, Confucius, Aristotle), tell us which one did you think gets it "right" the most, and which one gets it "right" the least, and why.
I think relativism in essence wins the grand prize. It's all relative .. is it not? You want to believe that you as the individual can pioneer the path of perfection according to your beliefs. With relativism .. it's possible! Just as probable that you will succeed and become wealthy under the harsh regime of Capitalism! and not become one of the 99th percentile who slave to enrich the richest 1%!
Religion gets the Razzy award for taking what could possibly be the closest path to the truth and making it the least palatable. God must be turning over in his eternal grave. i give him props for being so patient with the human race. Love you God!