what is your signature bouldering move?

[wild beast]

your MOM'S butt.

[bueller]

cruising b.com while getting fatter. duh.

[Cardboard_Dog]

is that where you do a figure 4 but, instead of reaching to a hold, stick a finger up your butt?

spewed a little coffee on this one.


It is called a figure five yo .. not a figure one.

[drater]

mad traverse skillz, mad.

also, I still own a cordless. and a bd spot.

[pmahnn]

misty mountain is love, man

[hweight]

misty mountain is love, man

Welcome to Boone, NC, circa 1998.

[Ikefromla]

i will drop-knee the shit out of your overhanging problems, making that move you once thought was oh so hard look oh so easy, often blowing the excess chalk from my fingertips before casually reaching the target hold. sukkit.

[effff]

cross-over campus dyno ftmfw!!!!1111

[Tronic]

Driving fear into the hearts and souls of my spotters then sending.

[TIM]

i will shit on you pad

[Betty]

crimping on really bad holds, trying to only weight them minimally so they don't bust off

[RockPharmer]

anything off the couch.

[VTP]

knocking over TIM's mountain dew.

[Bug]

My little nephew would mono-digit on the bolt-holes in the plywood at the gym.

[bazo qop]

What's a "move"? What's "Bouldering"?






My signature is illegible..

[Ikefromla]

Driving fear into the hearts and souls of my spotters then sending.

you do this regularly, yes

[Cardboard_Dog]

is that where you do a figure 4 but, instead of reaching to a hold, stick a finger up your butt?

spewed a little coffee on this one.


It is called a figure five yo .. not a figure one.

anal fisting reference FTW ..