got the swine

got the swine

Postby zirc » Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:23 pm

fever, lung wheez, explosive shits, achy weaksauce joints.

shiz is whatever, i'll be good to go tomor.
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Re: got the swine

Postby wild beast » Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:57 pm

i hope you die.

GET BETTER SOON!!!1!1!!!!!1111111!!!
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Re: got the swine

Postby skav » Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:56 pm

Sux. It's just like getting beat with a maglite. Not so bad, really.

Swine is no match for a steady diet of drugs and alcohol.
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Re: got the swine

Postby Tronic » Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:23 am

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Re: got the swine

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:36 am

skav wrote:
Swine is no match for a steady diet of drugs and alcohol.




true dat.
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Re: got the swine

Postby Tronic » Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:05 pm

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Re: got the swine

Postby toivo » Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:30 pm

how was sunday- did you climb? or drink wine, watch leftover saturday morning cartoons and think about ham tonight? if you have pictures of sunday ham or some kind of gneiss please post.
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Re: got the swine

Postby wild beast » Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:55 pm

toivo cure swine, which kalled "Porviakoliankatopszcvxbiievt deezeez" in his native language.

toivo take
- 1.0 kilogram of cubed chicken feather
- 1.0 litre of blood from a dead dog
- 5.2 milligram skin from dead dog anus

bring to boil at 200.02 kelvin. turn down heat, let simmer. jam face in and snort through nose vigor "like Igor!" ously. pour rest of contents on neighbor's mother's genitals.

all fixed.
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Re: got the swine

Postby toivo » Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:38 am

pictures or other recipies of kolbassa could be included. i never cooked kolbassa before.
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Re: got the swine

Postby toivo » Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:41 am

i have before me a stone cylinder, open at one end and closed into a handle at the other. this is a kolbassa cooker, intended to be placed on hot rocks in the sauna. never tried it. let you know how it goes, for the love.
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Re: got the swine

Postby VTP » Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:29 pm

niceporch wrote:i eat it at least 2x per week on a bed of saurkraut and garlic mashed potatoes.

PENNSYLVANIA FOR LIFE.


fuck yeah porch.

had the most redic pork belly wrap the other day. a lot like http://projects.washingtonpost.com/recipes/2009/01/07/korean-style-pork-belly-wrap/ that.
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Re: got the swine

Postby Tronic » Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:34 pm

wild beast wrote:toivo cure swine, which kalled "Porviakoliankatopszcvxbiievt deezeez" in his native language.
... "like Igor!" ously. pour rest of contents on neighbor's mother's genitals.
all fixed.


Whahaahaaaaaaa!!!

toivo wrote:i have before me a stone cylinder, open at one end and closed into a handle at the other. this is a kolbassa cooker, intended to be placed on hot rocks in the sauna. never tried it. let you know how it goes, for the love.


This sounds dangerous... Don't succumb to peer pressure...
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Re: got the swine

Postby Lox » Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:34 pm

Perhaps the trichnosis has already set in...
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Re: got the swine

Postby zirc » Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:00 pm

it wasn't the swine, it was bronchitis. so much snot right now.
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Re: got the swine

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:22 pm

post pics
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Re: got the swine

Postby zirc » Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:43 pm

took these while taking a dump, it just keeps coming sometimes, like a waterfall of yellow jizz:

round 1
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round 2
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round 3 (matches my phone)
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Re: got the swine

Postby zirc » Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:07 am

You'd be so much sexier licking my upper lip
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Re: got the swine

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:43 pm

zirc wrote:took these while taking a dump, it just keeps coming sometimes, like a waterfall of yellow jizz:

round 1
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round 2
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round 3 (matches my phone)
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sweet pics. It's not neon green so you must be getting better.
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