Any of you Programmer Fools want a job?

[Lox]

sponsored the programmer? megalulz.

[zirc]

he knows how to reboot

[ipoach]

workfromanywherewithcleanfingernails4lyfe.

Heard Dat. Where do I wanna move to next monf?

[AlwaysLimping]

LOL kix

awesome

[KIX]

just overnighted my umpteenth guide training application.

if I don't get in this time, I will quit bouldering and devote my life to the destruction of box turtles.

Boulder til I die.

[pmahnn]

just overnighted my umpteenth guide training application.

if I don't get in this time, I will quit bouldering and devote my life to the destruction of box turtles.

at least it made it here in Thursdays mail instead of Fridays for once.

A buddy of mine got the call that he's in. Good times.

[ipoach]

Sounds like they are just letting everyone in nowadays... I mean c'mon

[pmahnn]

Didn't say I got in. Rest easy now.

[drater]

+ rep thread, would read again.

Ike, tell your cheap skate boss to hit up digital point, lots of Raheem's and Faheez's over there would do backflips to be on call 24-7 for 1/3 of his lowball offer. #notwhitepeopleproblems

hi b.com faags

[RockPharmer]

are you angry, peter?

[kidjan]

If you think you're capable, let me know. My boss is offering 45k starting salary PLUS a FULLY PAID apartment in the Pacific Palisades/Malibu by the beach. That or you can work remotely and shoot us a quote with your rates and your resume ... but you'd have to be on call constantly to fix any issues.

uhh....45k? Plus an apartment worth 19k is....your typical starting salary for a decent CS major out of college. No fucking way are you getting someone for that, especially in a shithole like LA. Double the salary for someone decent. Triple it for someone who will deliver something awesome.

[Cardboard_Dog]

seriously? Jesus, why am I not a programmer?

[Ikefromla]

seriously? Jesus, why am I not a programmer?

Hahaha seriously.

We got somebody though. He took the high hourly rate offer and is pretty happy with the situation I think.