unisex bathroom

[lerp]

upper deck ftw

HHHHHHnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggghhh...

[wild beast]

Oh man she had these horrible red hair extensions that were made of braided plastic hair. She looked like a reggae raggedy anne. Horrible.

One day she cornered myself and another roommate in the kitchen to screech at us about something or the other. Somehow, one of her extensions was very close to a gas burner that wass on, and started to melt. I saw the whole thing went down, poked my roommate, had a good laugh while it was melting, and said nothing. This means it was my fault. The best was she didn't notice until the realization of what the smell actually was hit her...

I wonder what happened to that crazy bitch.

dude.. bro.. bra.. i KKKKNOW this has happendzorz to you.

TWO FUCKING TIMES.

HOTTEST BITCHEST IN HIGH SCHOOL.

had 'em in my clutches. one of 'em had an identical twin: just as blond, just as HOT and just as stupid... but yeah,..

.. went to light IT.. fucking FIRED UP their brand NEW RED fucking FAKE FUGAZI FINGERNAILZ.. burning HOT.. flaming upgood.. like a fucking napalm fire.

properly lolzed on both partiez considering the circumstance.. still, wound up with no lay-idge 'cuz of it.

[wild beast]

You may select 1 option

prefer to NOT have burnt those long whorish nails and got my bone on. woulda put me way up on the scale.. still, .. the burning was prolly the best part ;_)

[actionhero]

ELUSIVE DOUBLE IGNORED POST FTW!!!

My policy has always been - Ladies, leave the seat up or I will piss all over it.