weekly favorite bouldering pic thread - new.age

[600#gorilla]

oh, outtakes -

[skav]

Traverses are all the rage these days.

[zirc]

mamma jamma

[Melvin Mills]

I looked down to eat part of my sandwich and you were already at the top. Meth-smoking NY motherchuffer.

Nice problem though. Too bad you didn't fall from the sweet heel hook up high. What a video it could have been.

[zirc]

sonic frito footlong v14

[zirc]

Proch, I'm going to hold you down with one hand, and poke your measly undeveloped soft shoulder flesh with the other hand until you can't cry anymore. where are you? I'll come to you to take care of this.

[Melvin Mills]

I blew it with the regular Sonic footlong V1 dab. Never even asked for onions.

A thin after-dinner mint that hurt yo fingers just to look at.

[600#gorilla]

dig.

[Sundowner]

Who knows? Maybe those super huge jugs he's topping out on are really slippery?

[zirc]

Who knows? Maybe those super huge jugs he's topping out on are really slippery?

don't you have a shirtless over the hill dreaded dooshbag to photograph on another boring 5 ft tall squamish liptraverse?

old guy from the state of british columbia: "omg its so dope, you like heel hook and cross, and then heel hook and cross, and then step off."

[zirc]

even i could top that shit out.

word, and i really don't have any qualms boosting you thru the crux, so you'll be able to do it.

[600#gorilla]

Who knows? Maybe those super huge jugs he's topping out on are really slippery?

look who's the critic now.

[Sundowner]

Who knows? Maybe those super huge jugs he's topping out on are really slippery?

don't you have a shirtless over the hill dreaded dooshbag to photograph on another boring 5 ft tall squamish liptraverse?

old guy from the state of british columbia: "omg its so dope, you like heel hook and cross, and then heel hook and cross, and then step off."

Hey, whatever it takes it to keep homo hipters from NY from invading here in the summer. The climbing here sucks. He's right.

[Tronic]

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[Cardboard_Dog]

even i could top that shit out.

word, and i really don't have any qualms boosting you thru the crux, so you'll be able to do it.

No boost necessary, but thanks. Really. I understand your unnecessary bulk needs the occasional justification. All I can say is, "Keep flexing in the mirror, brah." One of these days you'll fill out that Ivan outline. I swear. But if you have another one of those tasty fireman dogs, I'll take that in lieu of a spot or a boulder pad. There's no landing like the soft crunch of a dog spine. CUR-ACK! Orgaaasmic, son. Come to think of it, I'd land on optimbitchtits so that he stops playing that shitty mix tape stuff that the NYC hipsters dig, although I'm afraid his feeble body wouldn't offer any more padding than an old sweater in the dirt. But for the sake of NYC, for the sake of modern music, I'd take that risk.

- The guy who flashed New Pair of Glasses

the soft crunch of a dog spine .. nice.

[zirc]

yeh, tim carpet, I'd step on that too.

proch,
-can't wait to fist pump up your ass

[Cardboard_Dog]

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Parlor Trick getting a helping hand. two of them.

the dude with the manly spot is the the guy who pisses on Landjaeger in this vid (at 3 mins in) .. it was his 2nd or 3rd try, but the first go after some dude told him the slab was on for feet.

http://www.myuctv.com/video?id=1040

[RockPharmer]

YEAH!!!! punch my fist

[600#gorilla]

yeh, tim carpet, I'd step on that too.

proch,
-can't wait to fist pump up your ass

Just because Ivan likes it doesn't mean that I do.

p-pie, you're not supposed to "like it", duh.

[pander]