lerp wrote:boogie boarders....rollerbladers of the sea
evil temptress wrote:Indian pole dancing
niceporch wrote:toivo wrote:so it;s getting on late in the summer, and the river is down low, low even for this time of year. what this means is that the little minnows have collected in any pool that has accommodated them over the time since ice out, hiding from the kingfishers and mink while cavorting in the shallows, as minnows are wont to do.
earlier this evening after a seriously scorching hot sauna i made my way carefully into the pool below the falls, now barely a bump in the water, and settled into the pool to cool off. no sooner had i spiraled around like a soft starfish in the eddy than these little low water orphaned minnows started eating away at my body, nibbling furiously with their small teeth, but committed to making me their dinner nonetheless. i giggled at first. then i started to look around. dark forms of minnow bodies shot over the whiteness of my legs in the water, looking for the next bite. nibble nibble, they said. minnows don't have much to say, especially when they're hungry.
how long would it take for them to eat me to my skeleton, i would't let them find out. it's my survival, little minnows! i'll spare you some cuticle, but if you bite my bum i'm out. so there they are still, i assume, hungry in the dark. minnow exfoliation, shrn.
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