CARS FUCKING RULE

[600#gorilla]

since you are only "potentially" moving - you don't need a truck.

this iroc-z camaro is plenty bad-ass for climbing trips and picking up chicks on the jersey shore!

[Lox]

The phone goes green, green and I pink it up and say yellow!

[efff]

the only pink allowed in that camaro is your girlfriends _____

[pmahnn]

mom?

[Lox]

Blood soaked panties from two weeks ago?

[pmahnn]

Still soaked after two weeks? That's a serious tide...

[Lox]

Best summer air-freshener EVAR.

Toss'em on the dash and roll up the windows.

[Lox]

Also:

Porsche hybrid.



Sick.

[600#gorilla]

still miss my 87' supra.

back when i played GT (2002?) i had the baddest supra on the planet, but not as bad ass as this:

[ipoach]

i am getting a voody!

kept seeing this one around squish recently...




So sick...

[600#gorilla]

+1

[Lox]

There is nothing you can do to a Supra that puts it anywhere close to being in the same league as the Porsche.

And in 2002, the best car you could get in GT was the Lancer Evo 6...

[600#gorilla]

maybe that's why i could never get past that last level.

way back in the day i used to steal my dads red and black 911 targa,

until some fucker stole the chrome trim rings from around the headlights while i was out skinnydipping with some chicks we picked up in waikiki.

i couldn't even afford the replacements from the junk yard.

all good things must come to an end.

[600#gorilla]

no shit!

my wife's delivery driver is looking to unload this bearproofed motorhome for cheap.



he does most of the repairs on our delivery vans, so it's currently running sharp - and supposedly this thing has got a chevy 457 with under 50,000 miles.

gets essentially the same mileage as our toyota sequoia.

the best part -

my wife wants it.

it was her idea!

look for me at all your crags.

[skav]

Doubt we'll be able to see you if you're rollin' in that rig.

[600#gorilla]

yeah, n when i quit climbing again

i can quickly convert to breaking bad mode!

[Tronic]

Gnarr. No way that things beardproof!

[slim]

Are any of you losers coming to Atlanta to see Petit Le Mans the weekend of October 2nd? Figured it was a long shot but what the hell SOME of you might be cool enough.

[600#gorilla]

Gnarr. No way that things beardproof!

well, alright.

but it's got chain link fence over the windows!

[slim]

What is the interior like? Diamondplate floors and camouflage cabinets and curtains?