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What to do before 40

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:26 pm
by zirc
need ideas other than bang a hooker, smoke crack, or watch niceporch make out with another dood.

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:39 am
by evil temptress
Get a chick pregnant.

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:19 pm
by Lox
ride the rails like a hobo

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:41 pm
by RockPharmer
Ride a chick and get a hobo pregnant.

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:13 pm
by toivo
a synthesis of wishes.

anytime i have had to rush to some kind of satisfaction or conclusion seemed hardly worth it just for that. i would recommend just having the birthday, where what comes before is pretty irrelevant.

otherwise, in terms of the options, i think riding the rails seems most promising.

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:42 pm
by zirc
evil temptress wrote:Get a chick pregnant.

happy birthday

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:45 pm
by Lox
That should be their slogan!

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:51 pm
by jlane
Maybe try TRT or roids for the FIRST time.

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:50 pm
by AlwaysLimping
You could take the old lady on a weekend trip to ireland. Get drunk and sleep in a haunted 1,000 yr old castle. Send a rad problem called leftism on the eastern coast, rent a van and drive on the wrong side to the western coast and rent a surfboard. Try to catch one of the pitch black waves there while a storm brews overhead. Get lost in the giant circular streets of donegal, or vomit in the narrow cobblestone corridors of galway. Explore pagan ruins and enjoy wafers in your ice cream.

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:41 pm
by KIX
Image

have an out of body experience. at least once.

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 10:06 am
by FreeHueco
Be able to honestly tell at least one of your friends, "Your mom was great last night!"

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 3:56 pm
by zirc
I think i'm gonna try to get laid

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 4:57 pm
by evil temptress
Wear a condom.

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 6:25 pm
by RockPharmer
Can't get preggers in the butt. Duh.

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:33 pm
by zirc
zirc wrote:I think i'm gonna try to get laid

check.

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:33 pm
by zirc
evil temptress wrote:Wear a condom.

oops.

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:33 pm
by zirc
jlane wrote:Maybe try TRT or roids for the FIRST time.

what is TRT?

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 2:42 pm
by jlane
zirc wrote:
jlane wrote:Maybe try TRT or roids for the FIRST time.

what is TRT?
I've seen adverts on late night tv for something called testosterone replacement therapy.

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:32 pm
by zirc
jlane wrote:
zirc wrote:
jlane wrote:Maybe try TRT or roids for the FIRST time.

what is TRT?
I've seen adverts on late night tv for something called testosterone replacement therapy.


oh yeh. took some of that rub into your elblows/knees crap already. not as strong as injecting.

Re: What to do before 40

PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 7:59 pm
by toivo
looking forward to all of this.