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That time Criz photosmoked Ike's profile pic.

i used to love reading the old plastic trolls

i climb v9 and make 90K a year, gumbies

My favorites were things drunkenly posted in the chat room. Encouraged by those who were wittier/more sober. (evil temptress was an evil genius, btw)

I remember when Criz was projecting v6's in Yosemite. ;-)

Good times though...

Now I live in B-town and v12 is standard v6. You go to the gym and half of the problems are double digit.

stonefiend wrote:I remember when Criz was projecting v6's in Yosemite. ;-)

Good times though...

Now I live in B-town and v12 is standard v6. You go to the gym and half of the problems are double digit.

i still am

Yea. Totally different from the gunks stuff for sure. Tall with no features, high cruxes.

NY climbing is powerful though. Valley's mostly feet.

The way people hike 6 hours for a day of bouldering here, I'm sure there'd be a resurgence if some of the pros here would find some crazy new lines.

bro brinsky brah. hold my sanuks

Where the fuck is EZfrag?

We need someone rad but also lame up in here, but not quite the WB rad/lame ratio. Although I got 10 euro that says that dude is fat as fuck all now unless he got cancer or aids or canceraids (as the juggaloez say).

Still skinny. Had dinner with him and his wife when they were in Atlanta Oct 2013

Naw I was talkin about WB. Get EZfrag up in here, drop him a mail or some shit. I need to slag him off about not coming to Font at Easter...

remember when i had to delete everything i ever said so my baby's momma counldn't use it against me in court, even though it was too late and she did, and they read out loud crazy posts about blazing bowls and shit in front of me and my ex wife in court?

that wasn't awesome.

Maybe you shouldnt
A) spray your semen into such whores
b) spray about said semen spraying on the interwebs

b com has consequences. who knew?

Meeting people IRL, IRC chatroom, tales of Wagon Wheel and the nut cup.

mountainz wrote:

zirc wrote:remember when i had to delete everything i ever said so my baby's momma counldn't use it against me in court, even though it was too late and she did, and they read out loud crazy posts about blazing bowls and shit in front of me and my ex wife in court?

that wasn't awesome.

That's terrible for sure.

But on some level that must have been like the funniest thing ever.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the funniest thing ever.

It was friggin hilarious, i was biting my lip to not laugh; some of the statements were crazy outrageous obvious trolls; meanwhile my parent time with my daughter was hanging by a thread.

Two words: Back. Fat.

Decisions, decisions...

choss or more choss?

zirc wrote:choss or more choss?

Yeah, that's about right.

I saw WB working at the truckstop in Ridgecrest last time I drove through. Decent service, a bit toothy though.