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American Ninja Warrior

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Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:42 pm
by RockPharmer
Noah Kaufman shutting the competition down. The competition being has-been girl gymnasts.
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:04 pm
by RockPharmer
Correction. 10th place isn't exactly shutting it down.
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:39 pm
by toivo
No shame getting crushed by gymnasts. The lighter they come the harder you fall, ninja.
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Tue Jul 02, 2013 1:55 pm
by RockPharmer
Full run including the scripted hand-job interview
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Tue Jul 02, 2013 2:47 pm
by Lox
Yeh... where did he place in the quals?
I hear the denver one is going to be entertaining with that Isaac Jesus dude, .
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Tue Jul 02, 2013 3:47 pm
by ipoach
Qualifying round is v3. v4 tops.
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:34 am
by 600#gorilla
RockPharmer wrote:Correction. 10th place isn't exactly shutting it down.
lol, i saw this last night.
Noah could have placed higher as he pretty much crushed each obstacle. However, he spent a lot of time celebrating and mugging for the camera and that definitely cost him some time.
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:45 am
by ipoach
buncha rock climbers gonna be on the denver one tonight and tomorrow.
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:22 pm
by Lox
More doping than the Tour de France at the Denver Ninja Warrior race.
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:50 pm
by Lox
So what happened with this?
Did EMA win?
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:35 pm
by skav
After finishing the course in record time, EMA tour the spine from the announcer and declared himself master of the known universe.
Due to its graphic content, this footage will never be aired.
Re: American Ninja Warrior

Posted:
Mon May 26, 2014 6:32 pm
by RockPharmer
ZOMG! ANW 2K14 starts TONIGHT! Which will prove to be the better asset: core strength or upper body strength? Will the parkours finally best the rock climbers? Ooooo.... I'm getting all tingly.
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Thu May 29, 2014 12:53 pm
by Lox
So what happened? Did Noah crush?
Can I live vicariously through those of you with US tv?
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Sun Jun 01, 2014 11:43 am
by RockPharmer
He didn't compete in the Venice Beach comp, though they did take care to drop his name a few times. Naturally, he did show up in last season's highlight reel.
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Thu Jun 05, 2014 5:07 pm
by Lox
Keep the updates coming, yo!
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:16 pm
by zirc
so did anything happen? wtf? what channel is this shit on? I used to watch it all the time.
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Sun Jun 08, 2014 6:38 am
by RockPharmer
Some chick beat her boyfriend. WHADDA DOUCHE!
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Fri Jun 13, 2014 7:50 am
by Lox
Domestic violence just ain't funny, yo...
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:17 pm
by Lox
Post results from tonight, yo!
Re: American Ninja Warrior

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Mon Jun 23, 2014 4:13 pm
by AlwaysLimping
Was on last week, father son team competed... dad snapped his achilles tendon on the warped wall. He didn't make a peep, couldn't believe it. Sounded like a gunshot and I expected him to be writhing. Tough old cunt.