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Praise the Lord, nice work Criz

Yes but what's the pink factor total?

How do we work out the countless # of hours you've wasted in the gym?

Assume 20 min/b prob, 40 min/TR, 60min/lead, 80 min/mega

52080 b prob
61720 tr
16380 lead
7600 mega
__________
137780 minutes
/60
__________
2296.3 hours
/24
__________
95.7 days

Even with a roid rage speed coefficient of .7 criz has still wasted 67 days screwing plastic.

any sense of percentage slab in all that? just to get all the gradients in there.

skav wrote:Assume 20 min/b prob, 40 min/TR, 60min/lead, 80 min/mega

52080 b prob
61720 tr
16380 lead
7600 mega
__________
137780 minutes
/60
__________
2296.3 hours
/24
__________
95.7 days

Even with a roid rage speed coefficient of .7 criz has still wasted 67 days screwing plastic.

I think your toprope estimates are a little low.

Quite possibly. We really need someone at Criz's gym with a stop watch to get me some data points. Any takers? Let's make this ridicule as scientifically rigorous as possible.

skav wrote:Quite possibly. We really need someone at Criz's gym with a stop watch to get me some data points. Any takers? Let's make this ridicule as scientifically rigorous as possible.

your time estimates are a little high... i'm dialed in son, and then, for fun, you can do the math on how much money i've made too... (hint, i don't get paid $10/hr or by the hour at all... like they do in colorado...poor suckers...)

zirc wrote:... i'm dialed in son, and then, for fun, you can do the math on how much money i've made too...

damn, niggah, you must be pulling in the serious ducats.

wrench monkey like a boss!

zirc wrote:

skav wrote:Quite possibly. We really need someone at Criz's gym with a stop watch to get me some data points. Any takers? Let's make this ridicule as scientifically rigorous as possible.

your time estimates are a little high... i'm dialed in son, and then, for fun, you can do the math on how much money i've made too... (hint, i don't get paid $10/hr or by the hour at all... like they do in colorado...poor suckers...)

thats right. SlabD does it for the love of the TOPROPE.





I confess I discourage the practice of mixing actual scientific data with the act of speculative ridicule.

it really harms the ridicule in this case study. you sissies.

zirc wrote:

skav wrote:Quite possibly. We really need someone at Criz's gym with a stop watch to get me some data points. Any takers? Let's make this ridicule as scientifically rigorous as possible.

your time estimates are a little high... i'm dialed in son, and then, for fun, you can do the math on how much money i've made too... (hint, i don't get paid $10/hr or by the hour at all... like they do in colorado...poor suckers...)

Pay per route ftw

Me: "Siri, where is the good rock climbing?"
Siri: "checking your location"
Siri: "I didn't find any climbing gyms"

wtf?

Siri knows you're surrounded by sugar melting in the summer rains.

I love the voice activated Google search that comes standard on the Samsung Galaxy series. Two year phone contract up in October, sights set on the Galaxy III.

I also love the Apple fanbois that complain about their inferior product. It is a familiar whine.

I love people who still think that shit is worth mentioning.

My old iphone opens beer. There's an app for that.

You're right. Now that Android market share has surpassed 50% and Apple has been hit with a class action lawsuit over how bad Siri functions, we should probably stop talking about how horrible the iPhone actually is.

But... the iPhone superiority complex has been pervasive in our society for quite a few years. So, it shouldn't come as a surprise to Apple fanbois that they may still take the piss for their poor choices.

I use a bottle opener to open beer. It is awesome!

Skav... I could have used your old iphone earlier. I needed some sandbags.

niceporch wrote:My Kyocera Loft displays "HELLO" while it powers up.

Suck on that you techie bitches.

if it breaks just watch a youtube video on how to fix it