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Question about climbing instructors

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:24 pm
by barev22
I'm trying to build a directory of climbing instructors and I wonder how many of them are out there.

Is it common to hire a climbing instructor? Do most of them work through a local gym, or are they independent? I know most gyms offer beginner classes up through lead climbing, but where would you go to find something more specialized like rescue climbing or canyoneering?

Re: Question about climbing instructors

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:55 pm
by bueller
there are no climbers here. sorry.

Re: Question about climbing instructors

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:58 pm
by ipoach
To find a climbing instructor one would normally: Jerk off into a nalgene. Microwave said nalgene for 14 minutes (with cap on). Then take it to your nearest climbing gym, open the nalgene and the scent should attract all of the 'proz' in the facility.

Hope this helps.

Re: Question about climbing instructors

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:08 pm
by barev22
Ouch. Didn't realize there was a "no climbers allowed" vibe here. Lesson learned.

Thanks for the warm welcome, and the humor.

Re: Question about climbing instructors

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:48 pm
by Lox
These are not the droidz you're looking for...

Re: Question about climbing instructors

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:03 pm
by Cardboard_Dog
I made the Kessel run in 12 parceks? I don't know if that helps ..

Re: Question about climbing instructors

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:36 pm
by ipoach
Also, take your fohawk and go eat a bunch of fucking bleach. You fucking cock-juggling piece of shit.

Re: Question about climbing instructors

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:52 pm
by skav
Everyone who yells "Dab" is a climbing instructor. Those who follow up with "drop immediately" are pro.

Where's peck? You deserve peck.

Re: Question about climbing instructors

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:03 pm
by KIX
geez, the new guy deserves a warmer welcome.
skav is right, you are looking for peck.
he is dripping with warmness.

Re: Question about climbing instructors

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:09 pm
by ScreamingMedic
barev22 wrote:Ouch. Didn't realize there was a "no climbers allowed" vibe here. Lesson learned.

Thanks for the warm welcome, and the humor.


did you bother looking around?

i don't have peck's # anymore but if i did i'd totally PM it to you.

definitely the droid you are looking for.

Re: Question about climbing instructors

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:13 am
by Monkey
i thank you all...

Re: Question about climbing instructors

PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:49 pm
by efff
I hear earthtreks has some grate climbing instructors for young girlz....

Re: Question about climbing instructors

PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:25 pm
by jlane
Be a girl and post pics or STFU

Re: Question about climbing instructors

PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:37 pm
by RockPharmer
wait, i thought eff was a little girl?