Plastic gymnasiums

So, motivating to go to the gym has been a big issue after a good 2 year layoff. My forearms are no longer the size of my calves and girls don't seem to like shoulderblade exposure.
I get off of work and have hella troubles motivating myself to gym it up with standing room only gyms full of tight jean wearing wyatt earp stache sporting hipsters. Not only that, I feel like i know all the shapes and most moves for most problems just by looking at them... it's just that I can't do them and don't care.
The ladies also seem to be getting ripped with roids and are crushing my hard shiz to warm up. It's frustrating yo... i've put my junk on hold 'cause i don't want to spend $80/mo to hit up the gym 3 times in that time span. I'm happier when I'm climbing (for sure), but seem to have lost a bit of mojo with a minor burnout and the newskool SCENE.
I'm not a fan of scenesterism, and it seems gyms are ...ster-ing it up hardcore.
Should I shoot myself in the urethra with a pellet gun?
I get off of work and have hella troubles motivating myself to gym it up with standing room only gyms full of tight jean wearing wyatt earp stache sporting hipsters. Not only that, I feel like i know all the shapes and most moves for most problems just by looking at them... it's just that I can't do them and don't care.
The ladies also seem to be getting ripped with roids and are crushing my hard shiz to warm up. It's frustrating yo... i've put my junk on hold 'cause i don't want to spend $80/mo to hit up the gym 3 times in that time span. I'm happier when I'm climbing (for sure), but seem to have lost a bit of mojo with a minor burnout and the newskool SCENE.
I'm not a fan of scenesterism, and it seems gyms are ...ster-ing it up hardcore.
Should I shoot myself in the urethra with a pellet gun?