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List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED OUT
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Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:48 pmby zirc
Climber, route/problem, witness
Ok here goes.
niceporch, black boulder at the gunks, no one of course.
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:44 pmby ipoach
Oldskool was calling Ike out for not actually sending some Black mtn choss
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:57 amby stonefiend
criz, midnight lightning, me.
Merry Xmax brother!
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:54 pmby blimp
bteamer, barefoot, *fell* off the top, not dropped off the jug.
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Sat Dec 25, 2010 2:48 pmby ipoach
Oh snap! That's some serious invalidity.
Maybe next time bteam..
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:18 pmby Mr. Natural
ha. done 'em all.
i dare you. double dare!
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:57 pmby Ikefromla
ipoach wrote:Oldskool was calling Ike out for not actually sending some Black mtn choss
Funny. I think I've met the guy once, years ago and not at Black. I actually hope you're joking. I am more than open about my failures and they are numerous. I will happily go back and repeat any of the problems that I have done for him.
Speaking of calling someone out:
http://www.ukclimbing.com/news/item.php?id=59419I actually hope he sent, but the odds don't stack very highly in his favor.
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:30 pmby 600#gorilla
oh yeah, i believe he did all those things because i can relate. i sent action direct and ran a sub 4 minute mile, too. same day, in fact.
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:12 pmby Chris Sharma
Shawn Diamond, resolve and whatever else out west no one ever saw him do, random trustfund babies
Bob Van Belle, iron man traverse - end - stand start, crumbling granite pebble
John Heggland, his entire 8a card, a computer screen
Josh Newman, V12's, Ashton Kutcher
Jasmine Voyager, Space Odessey V10, Christine Forrorher
Chris Redmond, anything over 7c, a video camera that runs out of batteries at crux moves
DO I NEED TO GO ON?!!??
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:36 pmby toivo
the forthrightness is appreciated. thanks for coming out.
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:03 amby RockPharmer
emphasis on coming out.
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:01 pmby Cardboard_Dog
too many to mention - soo many dabs - dabbers
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:01 amby Ikefromla
One time in Hueco I thought I might have dabbed on a problem (no, not Choir Boys, that shit was 110% legit and Slim can testify to that), and my spotter screamed "There was no dab! I saw no dab! Send! Send!" so I did.
I felt so invalid (I mean, I must have dabbed if the spotter was SO serious about me not having done so, right?) that I went back and repeated the problem the following year. It was necessary to clear my conscience.
Also, one time I fell off the top of Rumble without a spotter and I almost seriously fucked myself up.
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:45 pmby malachi
Louie Anderson, Refiner's Fire
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:24 pmby Cardboard_Dog
Still no video BTW.
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:33 pmby efff
the josh newman reference is awesome!!!
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:34 pmby RockPharmer
efff wrote:the josh newman reference is awesome!!!
you know every one of your "FAs" is up for validity debate, right?
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:54 amby Ikefromla
malachi wrote:Louie Anderson, Refiner's Fire
are there even photographs of this climb out there?
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:12 amby efff
RockPharmer wrote:efff wrote:the josh newman reference is awesome!!!
you know every one of your "FAs" is up for validity debate, right?
there are some on this board (rockpharmer and ozfactor) who can't even repeat my FAs. upgrading like whoah!!!
Re: List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED
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Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:18 pmby Lox
Ikefromla wrote:malachi wrote:Louie Anderson, Refiner's Fire
are there even photographs of this climb out there?
No, but there are plenty of photos of Louie Anderson:
I'm doubting he climbed anything there wasn't an all-you-can-eat buffet on top of....