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Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:45 pm
by 600#gorilla
is really just about to start.
everybody knows that porch,
ipoach, and even KIX and (even)
myself have been climbing.
get some idiot to take pic of yourself before it's too late
douches.
or at least,
post pix of your excuse.
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:47 pm
by Lox
My climbing season started in 1993.
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:53 pm
by skav
I'll take a picture of my groinal scar next week. Don't worry, I'll include some satchel.
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:55 pm
by 600#gorilla
Lox wrote:My climbing season started in 1993.
uh huh............
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:59 pm
by Lox
I still climbed horizontal limestone roofs each of the last three days. It's like 1993 with radder problems.
Season?
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:25 pm
by Lox
SHRAlways.
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:13 am
by ipoach
just started? ... seriously? ...
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:32 am
by 600#gorilla
yes.
summer season -
the one you and i
and a few others
have been enjoying
is coming to a close.
the real season
FALL SEASON
the one that
average boulderer climbers
everywhere
enjoy
is just upon us.
you can leave your summer destination now.
go home.
home.
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:44 am
by Lox
Sometimes I wonder what it is like to be one of those d-bags who feels limited by "season."
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:49 am
by KIX
Endless Summer is a state of mind.
now a state of reality.
remote4lyfe.
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:57 am
by 600#gorilla
Lox wrote:Sometimes I wonder what it is like to be one of those d-bags who feels limited by "season."
sometimes i wonder what it is like to go out of ones way to be a d-bag like yourself.
the point is to be excited by
the change of season!
make a deposit in the poo-koo thread
and when you feel a little lighter
go climbing and enjoy
some fall bouldering.
unless the real reason you're so opposed to just accepting the good spirit of this thread is that you have become ezfrag and don't really climb anymore.
i understand.
there have been times when i had other priorities.......
not now, of course.
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:57 am
by Lox
Endless Beau Temps
Starring Chris Sharma as Wingnut.
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:00 pm
by 600#gorilla
endless summer is nothing.
every day is
SUPER SESSION
and i'm Larry Bertleman.

Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:23 pm
by Lox
Wondering how to be like me and go out of your way to be a d-bag?
Wonder no more! Now you know!
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:28 pm
by 600#gorilla
yay!
i'm a d-bag just like teh lox!
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:32 pm
by Tronic
Been climbing ALL year. The temps are improving however and that is gnarr. Whoever coined "Sendtember" is a fine human. The psyche grows.
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:39 pm
by KIX
allow me to offer three words of wisdon regarding summer climbing:
1. pacific
2. north
3. west
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:46 pm
by 600#gorilla
KIX wrote:allow me to offer three words of wisdon regarding summer climbing:
1. pacific
2. north
3. west
enough already.
i must investigate next summer.
camo van road trip extravaganza in the plan.
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:56 pm
by ipoach
oh I thought PNW stood for Pretty Nasty Weather..
teh fuck...
Seasons are for conformists... climb all of teh days...
Re: Climbing Fucking Season

Posted:
Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:00 pm
by 600#gorilla
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
maybe what i need to do is to point out that, yes - seasons of the sort you speak of are for conformists. and, yes, one can climb ALL of the seasons - as i have.
however,
THE season
THE BEST ONE
is upon us.
relax your defenses and let it come!