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"Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

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Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:49 am
by efff
http://climbingczar.louderthan11.com/?p=216wow, sounds like a cat fight might be ensuing in chosslorado...
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

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Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:16 am
by 600#gorilla
i just wish the grades were that soft on the bottom end of the scale and that the bolts were just as far apart on 5.13's as they are on 5.11's at my crag.
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

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Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:21 pm
by ipoach
im going climbing
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

Posted:
Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:34 pm
by 600#gorilla
porch, that was your best heinous post ever.
the youngest kid, maybe 12, replies to this with honest curiosity, "why don't you climb on something else then?"
i love
my kids for that very reason.
they are awesome.
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

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Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:22 pm
by pander
i want my time back after reading that.. a whole canoe of dooshes. a doosh canoe if you will.
where is lincoln lake? RMNP? is it as good as chaos?
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

Posted:
Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:29 pm
by blimp
i think its a newish area at mt evans.
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

Posted:
Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:53 pm
by Lox
Dudes who climb there are so gay, they should remove the "s" from the name of Mount Evans for accuracy.
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

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Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:25 pm
by pmahnn
Lox wrote:Dudes who climb there are so gay, they should remove the "s" from the name of Mount Evans for accuracy.
Maybe they're mounting multiple evans. Don't hate on the multi-mount.
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

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Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:31 pm
by actionhero
I would say that a cage match might be interesting, except that I watched that craptacular 'Pogo' movie with Traversi and Glasberg. There is a part where they are busting through the walls of some building and they find a book. But did anyone else see how those nancyboys swung a hammer? Those dudes can crimp, but they are weakmo for sure.
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

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Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:32 pm
by KIX
"pro"?
people get paid for doing this?
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

Posted:
Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:50 pm
by 600#gorilla
yeah, just find something steep, get a videographer, send and call it V97teen.
your the pro.
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

Posted:
Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:24 pm
by lerp

I fucking LOVE route setting. I love route setting more than I love climbing. And that is saying a lot. I want to be the best route setter in the country and I want people to know it. Not for the sake of my little ego, but because I believe that productive achievement is man’s noblest activity and I want to be judged by mine. I won’t quit till it happens.
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

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Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:36 pm
by efff
niceporch wrote:gonna namedrop here because it's relevant ... and hilarious.
so jamie emerson is bullshitting with some young CO comp climbers sessioning this slopey arete problem called gangbang. these kids are projecting it. trying really hard. getting close. whatever. jamie's all like, "i've done this problem a hundred times. just keep your feet on. blah. blah." then he campuses the problem a few times. after that, one of the older kids said to jamie, "haven't you sent this with a crashpad on?" jamie said, "yeah." the youngest kid, maybe 12, replies to this with honest curiosity, "why don't you climb on something else then?"
we all laughed at jamie uproariously. then he left. it was great.
first off, good use of a namedrop. secondly, JE seems like a total tool. thirdly, and most importantly, why are you hanging out with 12 yo boys????
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

Posted:
Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:13 pm
by ipoach
I call ALL my FA's v13...
My sponsor's love it..
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

Posted:
Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:09 pm
by blimp
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

Posted:
Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:43 pm
by efff
niceporch wrote:we were climbing on the same boulder.
sure you were...
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

Posted:
Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:48 pm
by TIM
http://vimeo.com/14210270looks dope
pander wrote:i want my time back after reading that.. a whole canoe of dooshes. a doosh canoe if you will.
where is lincoln lake? RMNP? is it as good as chaos?
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

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Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:38 pm
by inZain
It IS dope...
Its a lot like the other Evan's areas, but generally more featured, and steeper.
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

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Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:58 pm
by pander
talking while holding the camera, over a soundtrack of R.E.M. is SO painful. me and skav are sitting here trying to figure out if that guy makes his movies bad, ironically. if so, then genius.
Re: "Pro" Boulderers are Whiny Bitches...

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Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:28 am
by zirc