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name that bouldering area??

Baba Hari Dass.

Squampton...Bishes

Granite lip traverse= Squish, no doubt.

Dood, it's like, a classic traverse.

So mossy and traversy.. Its like SO terrible here..

ipoach wrote:So mossy and traversy.. Its like SO terrible here..

Yeah, I hate all the short approaches and good beer too.

The overpriced pot and Sushi, add to my negative experiences as well..

was that shot in 3D?

ipoach wrote:The overpriced pot and Sushi, add to my negative experiences as well..

These things, I'll wager, work well together. New restaurant concept ftw?

The best would be a brewery-pizzeria that shares a back patio with a cannabis club.

Sometimes hyperpuritan america sucks so hard.

bing. that's the papa hard ass boulder. apparently it was a bit of a circus with the film crew laying down dolly tracks through the boulders.

They were filming a movie yesterday in the forest as well.

Tried to get in line for the catering bus.

you can see my tickmarks in the background

virtually famous

ScreamingMedic wrote:you can see my tickmarks in the background

virtually famous

That's like being famous for picking your nose on TV

Joules, you're watching some high end tv lately, eh?

Is that a black Union soldier wandering through the PNW? Are there monsters chasing him? Confederate Zombies?

Well, the movie starts out with all of the main characters getting blown to bits by a little girl suicide bomber. Then they go to the afterlife and are washed up on the shores of a river, where they are joined by Tomoe Gozen. Richard Francis Burton beats the shit out of the main character. Then all is well until Pizarro and his men arrive on horseback and attempt to enslave everybody. Then Samuel Clemens arrives on a steamboat that turns out to be powered by a nuclear reactor, declaring his intent to find the source of the river. Zoom out to a picture of an earth-like planet riddled with and endless labyrinth of rivers. Meanwhile, robed figures with their faces painted blue appear as visions to selected characters and instruct them on what they must do to save the River World from destruction by Burton, who is bent on blowing the place up to escape from it. The characters become separated, and Mark Twain, accompanied by a homosexual and a Muslim warrior (the one pictured in the boulder photo), "mountain climb" over a range of mountains with no water or gear, complete with shots of them grunting their way dramatically up 5.2. The gay guy falls off a cliff, and then the Hindenburg arrives to pick them up. It catches fire after being shot by a cannon from the steamboat that Burton had hijacked. Burton jumps ship with the nuclear reactor and heads for the Dark Tower, the "source" of the energy that powers the world, intent on blowing it up. Everybody dies and is reincarnated, once again meeting up along the shores of the river and riding off into the distance with Mark Twain on his newly-built steamboat.

Basically, best thing ever.