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Does anyone know where I can find one online or having an electronic one they could send me...it looks like Dr Topo's website is down.

If not, fuck off.

It's not down, it's dead.

bouldering is outlawed at the Red Rocks, except for mid- July to mid-August, from 10am - 4pm, Saturdays and Sundays.

apparently, some shiteater found a shit eating shit mite that is endangered. shiteaters like lox and pman and prolly yourself, tom, vote "pro-shiteater" so, necessarily, bouldering had to cease. now mind you, none of the above mentioned shiteaters live in that state or would ever go to the Red Rocks, but boy does it warm their shiteating hearts to know that the place is protected for "future generations".

i know shiteaters like lox and pman and skav and niceporch are super dooper happy that the government is there to provide services like shutting down public lands to the public. that is why they evangelize the Shiteaterdom philosophy. embrace. then squat one out on a dinner plate and eat it up with a knife and fork. emmm... yummmm shit.

I wish the government would shut down your face.

is there government in the desert too? man it's everywhere. like god, only less metaphysical an d more expensive.

yes.

the feds are everywhere on public land. and the particular department that is put in charge of the public's land, if they don't have the budget (based on taxes and user fees [more taxes]), they get some shiteater pseudo-scientist who is a like-minded shiteating tree hugger to say "Yea VERILY.. this here shit mite is all but extinct. We must shut this area off to the public so future generations can have it preserved for them and..."

and w/out due process, or what a normal rational person like myself would consider due process, the land is shutdown. shiteater anuses quiver with delight as shit flows freely from them and they prepare ritualistic gobbling.

you can't go anywhere w/out having some federal agent just around the corner wandering "How you doing today? What are you doing today?".. just being nosey pigs, just like bleeding heart shiteaters like skav, niceporch and lox LOVE!! eventually they just shut the land down or so constrain your freedoms or keep you pinned in in total shitholes (Tuolumne, Yose, JTree) despite having MILLIONS OF ACRES OF LAND... but they can't afford to PATROL all those areas.. ya know, just to see "How you doing today?"

see, shiteaters like lox and the other loxcocksuckers here (who are also shiteaters) want and need the government to protect them. they don't like freedoms, freedom of choice, freedom in the wilderness. they want things like shit mites to be happy sitting on boulders eating and shitting and there for future generations.

I like to poop in the forest. And when I'm pooping in the forest I like to imagine your face is the ground.

they say bolderers cause more impact than the neckmobiles, bikes and guns.

DRILL IT, PAVE IT, DEVELOP IT, GIVE IT A # ON THE NYSE SO THE NEO-CONS CAN PROFIT FROM IT. PROFIT IS THE MEASURE OF ALL THINGS! PRESERVATION IS FOR SHIT EATING PUSSIES!!!!!11111

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