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fever, lung wheez, explosive shits, achy weaksauce joints.

shiz is whatever, i'll be good to go tomor.

i hope you die.

GET BETTER SOON!!!1!1!!!!!1111111!!!

Sux. It's just like getting beat with a maglite. Not so bad, really.

Swine is no match for a steady diet of drugs and alcohol.

pig4kr

skav wrote:
Swine is no match for a steady diet of drugs and alcohol.

true dat.

Pork4kR

how was sunday- did you climb? or drink wine, watch leftover saturday morning cartoons and think about ham tonight? if you have pictures of sunday ham or some kind of gneiss please post.

toivo cure swine, which kalled "Porviakoliankatopszcvxbiievt deezeez" in his native language.

toivo take
- 1.0 kilogram of cubed chicken feather
- 1.0 litre of blood from a dead dog
- 5.2 milligram skin from dead dog anus

bring to boil at 200.02 kelvin. turn down heat, let simmer. jam face in and snort through nose vigor "like Igor!" ously. pour rest of contents on neighbor's mother's genitals.

all fixed.

pictures or other recipies of kolbassa could be included. i never cooked kolbassa before.

i have before me a stone cylinder, open at one end and closed into a handle at the other. this is a kolbassa cooker, intended to be placed on hot rocks in the sauna. never tried it. let you know how it goes, for the love.

niceporch wrote:i eat it at least 2x per week on a bed of saurkraut and garlic mashed potatoes.

PENNSYLVANIA FOR LIFE.

fuck yeah porch.

had the most redic pork belly wrap the other day. a lot like http://projects.washingtonpost.com/recipes/2009/01/07/korean-style-pork-belly-wrap/ that.

wild beast wrote:toivo cure swine, which kalled "Porviakoliankatopszcvxbiievt deezeez" in his native language.
... "like Igor!" ously. pour rest of contents on neighbor's mother's genitals.
all fixed.

Whahaahaaaaaaa!!!

toivo wrote:i have before me a stone cylinder, open at one end and closed into a handle at the other. this is a kolbassa cooker, intended to be placed on hot rocks in the sauna. never tried it. let you know how it goes, for the love.

This sounds dangerous... Don't succumb to peer pressure...

Perhaps the trichnosis has already set in...

it wasn't the swine, it was bronchitis. so much snot right now.

post pics

took these while taking a dump, it just keeps coming sometimes, like a waterfall of yellow jizz:

round 1


round 2


round 3 (matches my phone)

You'd be so much sexier licking my upper lip

zirc wrote:took these while taking a dump, it just keeps coming sometimes, like a waterfall of yellow jizz:

round 1


round 2


round 3 (matches my phone)

sweet pics. It's not neon green so you must be getting better.